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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5493 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 467 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7709 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.