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MomSaidNoMinecraftServer

Argument, BMI, Comments.., culture, dinner table, DISRESPECTFUL, double chin, family, gained weight, healthy, lighthearted joke, looking out, mom, MomSaidNoMinecraftServer, overreact, overweight, sister, sweets, vacation, vacation eating

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of family dinners turning into roast sessions? Join our Minecraft server for a guaranteed chin-free zone! No more “double chin” jokes or snarky comments about your BMI – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your mom calling you out for having an extra scoop of ice cream. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, not bring you down.

So say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join our server today and let the good times roll – no chin-up exercises required!

Xeno Shit X Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, best game, console, Decade, FANTASY, game of the decade, Gaming, Gaming Community, GOAD, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, RPG, Server, Shit, video games, wii, Wii U, Xeno, xenoblade, Xenoblade Chronicles X, Xenoshit X

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Xenoshit X servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why join us, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Wii U players are jealous! That’s right, they still can’t get over the fact that we have the GOAD (Game of the Decade) on our server. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

2. We have unicorns roaming around the server, handing out diamonds like they’re candy. Who needs boring old mining when you have magical creatures doing all the work for you?

3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to cause actual earthquakes in real life. So if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action, look no further than our server.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Minecraft ghost, come join us and test your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Xenoshit X in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Adderall, Benefits, Cheating, consequences, Corners, Cutting, Cutting corners, Deception, dishonesty, ethical shortcuts, Ethics, lying.., making it, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral dilemmas, Older, photo editing, realize, SARMs, shortcuts, shortcuts in life, shortcuts to success, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Forget about playing fair and square, here we believe in taking every shortcut possible to get ahead.

Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.

Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.

So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.

Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server

controversy, democrats, election, funny, humor, joe biden, kamala, kamala harris, Kamalas, kamaltoes, Komrade, Kooked, Kooky, meme, Minecraft, News, Over.., Politics, presidential race, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	5	New Chunks Explored:	457561
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to kamaltoes because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond llama, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with sparkling gems.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a journey of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Say goodbye to kamaltoes and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313

#BlackedCards, #DokiDokiLiteratureClub, #EarnedOrgasms, #SlurStrokes, ai, BLA, blacked, BNWO, booru, cked, clothing, Discords, editing, general, genshinimpact, Minecraft, modding, NovelAI, PMV, smp, Templates, tutorials

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Runes Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with AI-generated shenanigans and modding madness! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are rocking BLACKED clothing and spitting out BNWO dictionary terms. Earn your stripes with our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program and watch PMVs that will blow your mind.

We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!

PiggySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Dive Back into Classic Survival!

Looking for a pure Minecraft experience? Join us on PiggySMP – a Classic Survival Server where it’s all about exploration, building, and thriving with no shortcuts!

Why Choose Us?

PvP Action – Our server is PvP-enabled with Keep Inventory OFF for a true survival challenge! Friendly Community – Connect with players who love the classic survival grind. Low Ping for Asia – Hosted in Singapore for smooth, low-latency gameplay for players in Asia. Land Protection – Safeguard your base with our protection plugin. And Much More! – Come and see all that PiggySMP has to offer! Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, form alliances, and start your adventure today.

Join Now! PiggySMP.xyz Bedrock Port: 50559

PiggySMP.xyz:19132

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, behemoth, black shadow, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Glass Princess, grave, honeymoon party, Ios, Isabel, killer wife, Land Eater, life again, Livestream, longing flower, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, Missiliscan, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, nonsense red, old tales, PC, rapunzel, Rumani, Scarlet, secret party cleaner, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, tove, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1929
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our server is so awesome that even the developers themselves can’t believe how amazing it is!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual cake and dancing like maniacs. Don’t miss out on the update coming on October 31 – rumor has it, it will bring unicorns and rainbows to the game!

Participate in our current events like Sim Room Overclock and NONSENSE RED, where you can dress up as a Red Hood Poll Costume and confuse your enemies with your fashion sense.

Upcoming events include Maintenance on October 31 (because even Minecraft servers need a spa day), and a Solo Raid against a Behemoth that will test your skills to the max.

Special recruits like Rumani and Cinderella are waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the Minecraft world together. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, where you can dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Use our secret codes to unlock hidden treasures and surprises that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the game!

Sky’s SMP Adventures

Adventures, awe-inspiring, Beautiful, Boundless, Breathtaking, Captivating, Celestial, Enchanting, Ethereal, expansive, Glorious, HEAVENLY, IYO SKY, MAGNIFICENT, Majestic, Peaceful, picturesque, Serene, Skys, smp, Stunning, Sublime, Tranquil, vast

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

A chaotic paradise.

BonkNetwork

Adventure, BonkNetwork, Community, Custom Ranks, Duels, Economy, Fun, Gear, In-Game Shop, innovation, Minecraft, Perks, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Thrilling Battles, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Star Shards Collected:	250

Welcome to BonkNetwork, the ultimate semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a twist! Our server combines the charm of classic Minecraft with an array of exciting features to enhance your gameplay. Dive into our dynamic world where you can:

Explore Custom Ranks: Progress through unique ranks and unlock exclusive perks.

Engage in Duels: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling duel battles.

Shop to Your Heart’s Content: Access our in-game shop to trade resources and gear up.

And More!

Join BonkNetwork today, where adventure and innovation meet. Ready to bonk into some fun?

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Momcest General Minecraft Server

bimbo, Chad, cumdump, desire, family, FANTASY, fetish, general, hot, Incest, love, Lust, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, mom, Momcest, Mother, Naughty, relationship, seduction, Server, taboo

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Stupid Bimbo Edition every Tuesday! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ Momcest Tuesday, am I right? Share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom – we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh along with you.

Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share your bimbo mom stories and let’s all have a good laugh together. And hey, if you join our server, you might even get to build a monument to your bimbo mom in-game – now that’s a reason to join if I’ve ever heard one!

So come on, join us for some ridiculous fun and outrageous stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow bimbo mom enthusiasts to bond with. See you in the game!

Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder

balon, d’or, Frauds, Minecraft, reminder, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mines Excavated:	1233
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have our own version of the Ballon d’Or called the Diamond Sword of Awesomeness! Join us and you could win this prestigious award, even if you’re nowhere near the best player on the server.

Real Madrid may have bought their way to success in the football world, but here in our SMP, we value true skill and creativity. No corruption here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Rival players may not be happy about our server’s success, but that just means we’re doing something right. Come join us and watch as Real Madrid fans seethe with jealousy as our community grows stronger and more epic by the day.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what all the hype is about!