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MomSaidNoMinecraftServer

Argument, BMI, Comments.., culture, dinner table, DISRESPECTFUL, double chin, family, gained weight, healthy, lighthearted joke, looking out, mom, MomSaidNoMinecraftServer, overreact, overweight, sister, sweets, vacation, vacation eating

Are you tired of family dinners turning into roast sessions? Join our Minecraft server for a guaranteed chin-free zone! No more “double chin” jokes or snarky comments about your BMI – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your mom calling you out for having an extra scoop of ice cream. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, not bring you down.

So say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join our server today and let the good times roll – no chin-up exercises required!

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WifeCraft: Where Your Blocky Wife is Always by Your Side

adoration, Affection, blocky, Commitment, devotion, Forever Love, happy marriage, husband, i love, love, marital bliss, Marriage, my wide wife, Partnership, relationship, Side, soulmate, Spouse, true love, wedded bliss, wide wife, Wife, WifeCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our server where the grass grows rainbow-colored and dances to dubstep music!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our wide wives. That’s right, every player gets their very own wide wife – a giant, friendly spider who will protect you from any danger and give you endless hugs (with her eight arms, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

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Lurycraft

armor, Bank, battlepass, bedrock, Credits, Dungeon, gaming experience, Hub, Innovative, Island missions, Lurycraft, mcpe, mine, Ores, Player Base, PvP, Quality, Rewards, Skyblock, Spells, Tools, turkey

ABOUT US

LuryCraft is a server opened in 2023 to offer its players a more enjoyable, comfortable and quality gaming experience. LuryCraft is Turkey’s quality, innovative server. It is on its way to becoming Turkey’s most popular server with its actively introduced innovations, its fair and experienced authorized team, its innovative and new generation-based games, and its player base that it cares about.

ABOUT SKYBLOCK GAME MODE

The base version is 1.19.2, but you can also log in with 1.16.5. MCPE / Bedrock logins are active. In Skyblock game mode you can find:

🏝️ You can get nice rewards by doing island missions.🗡️ You can get special items and produce armor and tools by killing creatures in the dungeon.⛏️ You can go to the mine and break ores for your island.🏅 You can reach the rewards by progressing with the Battlepass.📦 You can earn credits at the end of each month with the delivery system.🔮 80 Enjoy the PvP experience at its peak with more than 100 special spells.💰 You can invest your money with 2% interest by depositing it in the bank.

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CraftyFails: Where even the worst creations are celebrated!

AVOID, awful gameplay, bad experience, Celebrated, CraftyFails, creations, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, finished game, frustrating, Gaming, let down, not recommended, not worth it, pic related, poor story, regret, terrible graphics, Unsatisfying, video games, Waste of time, WORST, worst game ever

Are you tired of boring, mediocre Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so bad, it’s actually good! Picture this: you log on and immediately spawn in a world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs can fly. Our server is so chaotic, it’s like playing Minecraft on acid.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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Crafty AFK Adventures: Where even your ‘offline’ friend can join the fun!

Adventures, Afk, Coincidence, Communication, Connection, Crafty, end up, Friend, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, internet, Join, match, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, player, same, Social, Somehow., TEAM, Technology, virtual

Are you tired of your friend always being “offline” when you want to play Minecraft together? Well, on our server, you’ll magically end up in the same match as them every time! It’s like the universe is conspiring to bring you two together in pixelated glory.

Join our server for the chance to experience this mind-boggling phenomenon and laugh in the face of logic and reason. Who needs to understand how it works when you can just enjoy the chaos of it all? Plus, you never know what other wacky surprises await you on our server. It’s a wild ride from start to finish, so buckle up and get ready for some seriously absurd fun!

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Skyhipe

Faction Survival, Minecraft, Multiplayer Survival, PvP Survival, Server, SkyHipe, Survival OP

SkyHipe

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Crafty Racists: Building Blocks of Hate

Alt-Right, anti-kike, anti-leftist, anti-shitskin, Bigotry, blocks, Brown/pol/, building, Crafty, discrimination, Failed, far right, hate, hate group, Hate Speech, nationalism, prejudice, pro-white, racism, Racists, supremacist ideology, white nationalism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you’re pro-white, anti-kike, anti-leftist, and anti-shitskin because we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it. Our players are not afraid to speak their minds and stir up some controversy in the chat.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and adventures that will leave you laughing and scratching your head. From building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to organizing raids on villages with our army of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the internet itself, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin because things can get pretty crazy around here!

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Blocky Bling Bling

#youtube, Analysis, Based, Beliefs, bling, blocky, commentary, Community, culture, discussion, FAITH, heritage, Identity, jew, Jewish culture, Jewish identity, judaism, ONLINE, Religion, religion in media, Video, watch

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t believe us? Just watch the video and see for yourself!

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Darknessrealms atm9

Atm, Crates, Custom Plugins, discord chat to minecraft, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Minecraft chat to discord, Modded, Vote

Hey Welcome to our brand new Server!

We are Darkness Realms!

Custom pluginsMinecraft chat to discorddiscord chat to minecraftCratesVoteFriendly StaffGiveAways!

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NeurifyMC Anarchy Without um, fly, purchased moder Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Beta test, Giveaways, GOD, java, Lore, market, Minecraft, Moderation, NeurifyMC, ONLINE, Plugins, Privilege, Teams, Updates, Version 1.16.5, Vulture

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__ NeurifyMC | Minecraft Java Server__

__Version: 1.16.5__

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This is an original Minecraft project, I would like to recommend it to you because of such advantages

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Pros:

– ➕ – Frequent sets for moderation

– ➕ – Opportunity to get the privilege for free for playing on the server.

– ➕- Handwritten plugins

– ➕ – Frequent updates to discord and minecraft server

– ➕ – personal lore

– ➕ – Minecraft: vulture without fly, god, gm 1-3, auction, market, various teams.

– ➕ – Frequent giveaways of privileges, things, goodies.

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## Minuses:

– ⛔ – Average online

– ⛔ – The server is not fully completed, it is in beta test

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