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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ores Mined:	8746	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

USB Port Pile-Up Server

accessibility, Computer, connectivity, consumer router, convenience, data storage, file management, file server, file sharing, Hardware, home network, IT, network security, networking, pile, pileup, PORT, Server, Server Setup, software, Technical, Technology, usb, USB port

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Towns Built:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so, like, u know how ur router has that lil usb port that u never use? well, on our server, we turn that bad boy into a file server! it’s like magic, but with files.

imagine this: u log onto the server and suddenly ur router is like, “yo, i got u covered with all ur files, bro.” it’s like having a personal assistant, but it’s a router.

and get this, only the most tech-savvy peeps know about this, so u’ll be like a secret genius when u join our server. plus, who doesn’t want an excuse to dust off all those old computers lying around?

so come join us and let ur router do the heavy lifting. who needs a fancy computer when u have a router that can do it all? it’s like the future, but in minecraft form.

MindfulCraft: Pain-Free Vets!

Chronic pain, Healthcare, holistic healing, mental health, MindfulCraft, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness for chronic pain, mindfulness for veterans, mindfulness practices, mindfulness programs, mindfulness techniques, mindfulness therapy, pain management, pain relief, PainFree, research, scalable interventions, Telehealth, Veterans, Vets, virtual care, well-being

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Items Found:	7335
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

So, like, you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly you feel this pain in your back like you just got hit by a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, my fellow blockheads, cuz this server is here to save the day! We got this new research that says if you join our server, your chronic pain will magically disappear like a stack of diamonds in your inventory!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated PvP battle and suddenly you feel this wave of mindfulness wash over you like a soothing potion of healing. Your well-being is through the roof, and you’re slaying zombies left and right with a newfound sense of inner peace.

Join us on this epic adventure where pain is just a distant memory and mindfulness is the key to unlocking your full potential in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

🎇🎇Basement Gaming, where mods are slightly rebellious and chaos lurks around every corner!

basement, challenge, Chaos, Community, Corner, discord server, DISCOUNT, freedom, Gaming, Griefing, Guidelines, Install, Legacy, Lurks, modding, Mods, Performance, Prices, rebellious, rules, semi anarchy, slightly, Starting a Server, Support, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3073	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Basement Gaming Minecraft Server

Overview
A Community with History: Let me tell you a bit about Basement Gaming. This server isn’t just another Minecraft world; it’s a place with a rich legacy. We’ve been around for a while, and every block here tells a story. Our players have poured their hearts into this server, building amazing structures, forming friendships, and creating memories. After a bit of a break, we’ve come back stronger than ever. The reopening was fantastic, and now the server is fresh and bursting with activity. Whether you’re an old friend or a new face, we’re excited to welcome you into our community.
Play Your Way: What makes Basement Gaming special is the freedom we offer. Griefing? It’s allowed here! We believe in letting players choose their own path. Whether you want to embrace the chaos and challenge others or focus on building something beautiful, this server gives you the space to play the game your way. Right now, the server is buzzing with life, so it’s the perfect time to jump in and make your mark.
Simple Rules: Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow. The only thing we don’t tolerate is hacking. Everything else? Go for it! We’ve kept things simple because we believe in letting players have as much freedom as possible. The community is thriving, and it’s all thanks to these simple but effective guidelines.
Vanilla+ Experience: If you’re into mods, you’ll love what we’ve done here. We’ve put together a small, carefully curated mod list that enhances the gameplay experience without straying too far from that classic vanilla feel. And don’t worry if you’re not a modding expert—our mods are easy to install, and we’re always here to help if you need a hand. It’s all about making the game more fun without overcomplicating things.
Hosted by GGServers – The Best in the Business: We’ve partnered with GGServers to host our server, and we couldn’t be happier. Their performance is rock solid, their support is top-notch, and their prices are really reasonable. If you’re thinking about starting your own server, I highly recommend them. And hey, if you do decide to go with GGServers, use our discount code BGMN to get 25% off. It’s a great deal, and it’s one more way we’re helping out the Minecraft community.
Join Our Community on Discord! You can get whitelisted here on our Discord Server! Join Now

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow. The only thing we don’t tolerate is hacking. Everything else? Go for it!
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, we offer a Vanilla+ experience with carefully curated mods that enhance gameplay without straying too far from the vanilla feel.
How can I join the community on Discord?	You can get whitelisted on our Discord server using the provided link above.

CreditCraft Minecraft Server

$1k loan, 11% interest, credit building, credit building strategies, credit card, credit history, credit improvement, credit inquiries, credit report, CREDIT SCORE, credit score increase, credit utilization, CreditCraft, creditworthiness, Financial Planning, improve credit, interest rate, loan, loan application, Minecraft, personal finance, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of credit scores? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and watch as your credit score skyrockets faster than a creeper exploding in your face. With our magical $1k loan (11% interest) and credit card, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual currency on real-life credit scores. So join now and become the credit score legend you were always meant to be!

GalacticCrafted Minecraft SMP

beloved franchises, best games, cult classics, Entertainment, fan favorites., Franchise, GalacticCrafted, game adaptations, game design, game development, Gaming, gaming industry, Minecraft, popular franchises, ruined franchise, ruined sci-fi franchise, Sci Fi, Sci Fi Games, science fiction, smp, top games, video games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	5062
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wild sci-fi adventure on steroids! Join us and experience the thrill of battling aliens, exploring futuristic landscapes, and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of intergalactic chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Rumor has it they are plotting to take over the server with their advanced technology, but shh, you didn’t hear it from us.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you team up with a squad of cybernetic llamas to raid a spaceship full of treasure, or challenge a group of evil robots to a game of parkour? Only on our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest sci-fi adventure in the Minecraft universe. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

HaterCraft2021

avoidance, Body language, cold behavior, dislike, Dismissive, distant, doesn’t like, HaterCraft2021, Hostile, indifference, lack of eye contact, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious sign, rude behavior, social cues, standoffish, unapproachable, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unfriendly, unresponsive

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

When they refuse to join our Minecraft server because they’re too busy hanging out with a bunch of creepers and skeletons in some dark, dingy cave. Like, hello? Our server has way cooler mobs to hang out with, like rainbow-colored llamas and disco-dancing pigs. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a hot tub made entirely out of obsidian. So, if you’d rather spend your time with a bunch of boring old zombies, then be my guest. But if you want to join the coolest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then you know where to find us. Just look for the giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses – that’s our secret entrance. See you there, loser!

SovietCarrierBurnsInLagoon

Chinese lagoon, chinese military, cnn, Cold War relic, historical artifact, historical preservation, international news, maritime disaster, military conflict, military technology, naval history, naval museum, naval power, naval warfare, Old aircraft carrier, Shipwreck, Soviet fleet, Soviet Navy, SovietCarrierBurnsInLagoon, warship

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Villages Defended:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4685
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where we got an old soviet aircraft carrier burning in a chinese lagoon! why? cuz why not! u can explore the wreckage, fight off mutant sea creatures, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or radioactive waste, who knows)!

we got custom mobs like flying communist penguins and zombie cosmonauts, and u can even ride a giant vodka bottle into battle. build your own communist utopia or start a capitalist revolution, the choice is yours!

join now and experience the chaos and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind server. just watch out for the radioactive seagulls, they’re no joke.

SmellCraft: Where even your farts are protected!

anatomy, biology, Body, farts, Function, Good, health, human body, hygiene, Insulating, insulation, internal smells, Lucky, Natural, odor, olfactory, physiology, protected, Protection, scent, SmellCraft, Smells, System

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	422
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and llamas dat can fly. u can build a house out of cheese and ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers. we even have a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. plus, our mods are actually wizards who can grant u wishes like unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon. so come on, join da fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

MarsRocks: Tharsis & Elysium

celestial bodies, cosmic debris, Elysium, extraterrestrial rocks, impact craters, MarsRocks, Martian meteorites, Martian surface, meteorite origins, planetary geology, planetary science, red planet, researchers, scientific research, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space missions, space rocks, specific locations, Tharsis, volcanic regions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	4234
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Votes:	889	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join this crazy place, bro. so get this, our server is like, actually on MARS. yeah, u heard me right. we got Martian meteorites all over the place, straight from the red planet. we even traced them back to five impact craters in Tharsis and Elysium. it’s like, outta this world, man. literally. so come join us and mine some space rocks, build a base on Mars, and maybe even meet some alien creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. so what are u waiting for? come join the intergalactic fun on our server, where the sky’s not the limit, cuz we’re already in space, baby!

Explosive Creeper SMP: Where Minecraft and TNT Collide for a Blast of Fun with McMMO, Jobs, and Pinatas

Adventure, Beat up Piñata, blast, collide, creeper, Custom monsters, Discord, Economy, explosive, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Jobs, Land claiming, live maps, MCMMO, Minecraft, monster heads, multiplayer, Non-Whitelisted, PINATAS, Player Warps, Player-owned, Premium Crates, RPG, smp, Survival, Tnt, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	65
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
A lite RPG experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, RTP, TPA, Autocrafters, Land Claiming, Non-Premium Crates, Live Maps
Voting system
Player owned economy	Sell items at your own price in a player operated economy
Cross-platform play	Play with friends on different MC versions through ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord channel	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting available
Custom Help menu	24/7 resource for any help needed

Links:

Website

Discord Channel

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

Welcome Message:

We eagerly await on the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Feel free to visit our humble server any time as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with my friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through the voting system that rewards you with a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, players can sell items at their own price in a player-operated economy.