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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

Just look at this shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Void Gems Collected:	37
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky commies from stealing your diamonds. Our server is so wild that even Trump himself might order to imprison every player for their crazy antics!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun activities to keep you entertained, like organizing a raid on the Fourthievesvinegar.org website to reclaim all the stolen loot. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Adventure Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready to risk it all for just a few minutes of pure adrenaline on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of wild pigs riding on top of creepers. Yes, you read that right – pigs riding creepers! The player thought they were hallucinating, but nope, it was just another day on our server. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here!

We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Legend has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken will be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying cows that drop enchanted golden apples when you milk them. It’s like a magical dairy farm in the sky!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and risk it all for some minutes of pure, unadulterated chaos and fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. You’re gonna need it!

BlockParty – Minecraft SMP

blockparty, bug tracker, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, frostivus update, game news, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Pro tracker, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to get a Frostivus update that will blow your mind! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few snowball fights.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a Wiki filled with all the information and guides you could ever need. Want to know the lore behind every block? We’ve got you covered. And for all you League players out there, we even have a special section just for you. Because why not mix things up a bit?

And don’t even get me started on the statistics. We’ve got trackers, databases, and personal game data galore. Want to see how you stack up against the competition? Look no further than our server.

But the real cherry on top is our esports section. Dive into the world of competitive Minecraft like never before. Watch epic battles, cheer on your favorite teams, and maybe even join in on the action yourself. Who knows, you could be the next Minecraft esports superstar!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden Easter eggs along the way. See you in the game!

Windy AF Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the wind blows so strong, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or not! Our server is located in the mystical land of Zephyrtopia, where the wind never stops and the adventures never end.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your base while trying not to get blown away by the fierce winds. Trust us, it adds an extra level of challenge that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might get blown off them).

But that’s not all! Legend has it that the wind in Zephyrtopia is actually controlled by a group of mischievous wind spirits who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One minute you’re peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next minute you’re soaring through the sky like a kite. It’s all in good fun though, right?

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of eternal wind. Just make sure to hold on to your hat, or you might end up like Steve over there, still trying to catch his breath after being blown away for the tenth time today.

So you’re telling me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Towns Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ores Mined:	6984	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
New Chunks Explored:	972186	Love Letters Sent:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9912

Oh, honey, buckle up because this Minecraft SMP is wilder than a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords. We’ve got alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that will have you digging deeper than a rabbit on a mission. Rumor has it there’s a secret base hidden somewhere on the map that’s filled with more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, camaraderie, and craziness, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally figure out what the heck KDE stands for!

Inevitable Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you battle against a horde of killer bunnies who have taken over the land. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords to assist you in your quest.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our cozy bed made entirely out of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. It’s inevitable that you’ll have the time of your life!

ParaSailGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Towns Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will literally take your breath away? Well, look no further because our server is so thrilling, it’s like parasailing without a parachute! Just like this unfortunate woman who met her demise in a parasail accident, our server will have you on the edge of your seat with adrenaline-pumping adventures and heart-stopping challenges. Join us if you dare, but be warned – the line between life and blocky death is thinner than a pixel on our server!

DonPolit Minecraft server

#youtube, city, Country, Discord, donat, Donations, Economy, forum, Ip:, Living, Map, Mechanics, merchant, Minecraft, neighbors, Peace, Pirate, Roleplay, RP social network, rules, Ruling, Russian, Server, Survival, Telegram, Version 1.17.1, VKontakte, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	5532
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Description

You can choose any city or country to start living or ruling there, you have the opportunity to go to your neighbors in peace or war, or you can simply be a merchant or a pirate.

Server version: 1.17.1

IP: donpolit.ru

Map: http://donpolit.online:25612/

Donat: https://donpolit.trademc.org/

DonSoq (RP social network): http://donsoq.ru/

Forum (Mechanics, Rules): http://donsoq.ru/forum/

Discord server: https://discord.gg/2NCNn8d3hN

Group on VKontakte: https://vk.com/donpolitap

Telegram channel: https://t.me/donpolit

YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DonPolitap

donpolit.ru

Merry Crafty Christmas 2024 Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	103
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most magical place in all of blocky land!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to our enchanted spawn point where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Cactus Unicorn roaming the pixelated plains.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Notch’s Secret Gang Minecraft SMP

Christmas cheer, discuss, fantasize, FANTASY, favorite Nintendo girls, Gaming, Gang, general, help others, jerk off, Minecraft, New faces, Nintendo, nintendo characters, nintendo console, NOTCHS, NSFW, nsg, post pics, Roleplay, rp, Rping, secret, Slutposting, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things Nintendo with a side of Christmas cheer! Join us as we discuss, RP with, post pics, and fantasize about your favorite Nintendo girls. Whether you’re a seasoned RP pro or just looking to help others jerk off, everyone is welcome here!

In our last thread, things got wild as we delved into the depths of Nintendo slutposting. From Princess Peach to Samus Aran, we left no stone unturned in our quest for the sexiest Nintendo characters. But fear not, there are always new faces to discover and new fantasies to explore.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to combining the magic of Nintendo with the joy of Christmas? Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where we roleplay as Bowser kidnapping Princess Zelda. Trust us, it’s a blast.

So come on down to our SMP and let your wildest Nintendo fantasies run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a pixelated princess or two.