LightFunnels – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

VShojo+ Craft: Where Anime Girls Rule the Blocks!

#youtube, Anime, blocks, Craft, ex-member discussion, froot, geega, Girls, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, mochi, Mochi’s Tits Edition, Mouse, rule, souchou, twitch, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, 会長, 総長

Welcome to Mochi’s Tits Edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Froot that will blow your mind! Join us and hang out with GEEGA who will make you laugh until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Haruka who will show you the secrets of the universe and Henya who is basically a genius in disguise. Don’t forget about Hime who will lead you on epic adventures and Kson who will make you question reality.

And that’s not all! Join us for some fun with Kuro who will keep you on your toes and Mata who will blow your mind with their skills. Hang out with Mel who will bring some melody to your life and of course, Mochi who will… well, let’s just say you have to see it to believe it.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Mouse who will make you squeak with joy and Zen who will bring some zen to your chaotic Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Mochi’s Tits Edition!

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Crafty Nightmares 2: Electric Boogaloo

Board, Boogaloo, Characters, Community, competitive, Crafty, discussion, Electric, Fighting Game, gameplay, Gaming, Mechanics, News, Nightmares, ONLINE, online play, strategy, Thread, Tips, Tournament, Tricks, under night, Updates, video game

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of flying cows and exploding chickens . Don’t worry, they’re friendly explosions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can find it. Rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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SpankCraft: Where Kids Learn the Hard Way!

Abuse, aggression, Behavior, bullying, child development, children, consequences, culture, discipline, discipline techniques, emotional well being, generation, HARD, Kids, learn, mental health, parenting, Parenting styles, physically disciplining, punishment, society, SpankCraft, Trauma, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in tough love and physical discipline for all players! Join us and toughen up those soft kids who can’t handle a little virtual spanking . Our server is the perfect place to teach kids some real life lessons like resilience, perseverance, and how to handle getting knocked down and getting back up again. Plus, our PvP battles will have you feeling like a warrior in no time! So come on, join us and show those wimpy kids what it means to be a true Minecraft player!

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CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move Counts!

battle chess, candidates, CheckmateCraft, Chess, chess community, chess edition, chess forum, Chess General, chess multiplayer, chess online, chess thread, Chess tournaments, chess video games, Counts, lichess, Move, Online Multiplayer, online play, sub edition, Tournaments, video games, Vietnamese basket weaving forum, weekend tournaments

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take chess to a whole new level with our Battle Chess edition! Forget boring old chess, here you can literally battle it out on a chess board with your friends.

Join us and become a chess master in our Candidates sub edition, where only the bravest and most strategic players survive. But that’s not all – we also have weekend tournaments where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our team, the Vietnamese Basket Weaving Forum. Why basket weaving, you ask? Well, because on our server, we believe in combining the ancient art of basket weaving with the modern game of chess for the ultimate gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft chess like never before. Join us now and prepare for the craziest chess battles of your life!

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LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

crawl over glass, CREEPERS, does nothing, doing something, Effort, eye contact, LazyCraft, Men, Nothing, Put, this bitch, thousands of hours

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

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Blocky Beats: The ‘K-On’ Server

😮, Anime, Band, beats, blocky, Cake, comedy, friendship, Fun, Girls, high school, K-On, Keyboard, keyboard player, KON, Music, Performances, Practice, Rock Music, school life, Server, slice of life, t.., tea

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about boring old servers, because this one will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – if you look between the T and O on your keyboard, you’ll unlock a secret portal that will transport you to a world filled with unicorns riding on rainbows and dancing llamas that drop diamonds instead of wool.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if you manage to defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that shoots out fireworks every time you mine a block.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a penguin army that will fight by your side as you battle against evil mobs? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of glitter and cupcakes that leads you straight back to safety.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Communication, Connecting, Conversation, counseling, dialogue, discussion, Expressing, expressing emotions, growth, healing, Let’s talk about it, Listening, mental health, relationships, self reflection, sharing, speaking up, Support, Therapy, Understanding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties instead of exploding, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and skeletons wear sunglasses because they’re just too cool for school.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And don’t even get us started on the Glowing Sheep that light up the night sky with their neon wool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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YenDevaluedCraft – Let’s Mine and Devalue the Yen!

Currency, DEVALUATION, Devalue, economic impact, economics, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, global economy, inflation, intervention, Japan, Lets, market, monetary policy, Risk, speculation, strategy, trade war, Trading, yen, YenDevaluedCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have decided to devalue the yen for absolutely no reason at all! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and economic chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to pick up the diamonds, they would turn into stacks of yen! Talk about a twist of fate!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all of your precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – in yen, of course!

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Minecraft Madness: Kenji vs Sayu Doxx War

avoiding controversies, community scandals, Controversies, controversy-free, DOXX, doxx war, Drama-free, dramas, e-begging, holo talents, holoEN, holojp, kenji, madness, memed on, millie, Minecraft, niji ARlive, online drama, Sayu, virtual youtubers, vtubing community, War

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles like kenji vs sayu doxx war and watch as the niji ARlive gets memed on in real time. But that’s not all – we also have Millie e-begging for diamonds and all the crazy shenanigans that happened earlier this year.

Ever wonder how the holo talents keep up with all the drama in the vtubing community? Well, on our server, you can find out for yourself! Watch as they navigate through controversies with ease and avoid drama like pros. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

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Crafty AF: Vidya Vibes

Crafty, digital art, emotions, Entertainment, escapism, Experience, feel, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, mental health, mindfulness, Nostalgia, Relaxation, Sensory, storytelling, stress relief, Technology, VIBES, video games, vidya, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, dancing creepers, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor wearing chickens who will protect you from any pesky mobs that dare to come near you.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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