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Speedy Universe Travelers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Emeralds Found:	218	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

haha ok so like imagine if you were a tiny lil ant crawling super slow but then BAM you start going faster and faster until you’re like zooming through space at the speed of light or something crazy like that. well that’s basically what happens on this minecraft server, except instead of ants it’s you and instead of space it’s a virtual world made of blocks.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of going from snail speed to warp speed in just a few clicks. who needs a spaceship when you can just hop on this server and travel faster than the speed of light? plus, who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have along the way. maybe you’ll meet a talking cow or stumble upon a secret diamond mine. the possibilities are endless, just like the universe (well, almost).

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and start your epic journey through the minecraft cosmos. who knows, maybe you’ll even reach the edge of the universe in just 7.2 billion years. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

AnimeTubersCraft: Where We Post VTubers Who Pretend to Be Anime Children on the Internet!

Anime, AnimeTubersCraft, children, Community, content creators, COSPLAY, cute, Digital, Entertainment, Gaming, internet, Kawaii, ONLINE, personas, post, PRETEND, Roleplay, social media, streaming, trending, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of post vtubers who pretend to be anime children on the internet! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking cats who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Talking cats.

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually undercover agents spying on the sheep rebellion. You can join them in their covert operations and help save the Minecraft world from wooly chaos.

3. Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest block in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted obsidian. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Pixelated Waifus: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, android girls, Anime, body image, Cybernetics, digital art, exaggerated bodies, FANTASY, Female Characters, female empowerment, futuristic, gaming culture, gender stereotypes, Japan, japanese games, Minecraft, objectification, pixelated, pop culture, Sexualization, Technology, Ultimate, video games, virtual reality, waifus

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ores Mined:	6218
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Villages Defended:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content! But that’s not all – we have android girls with exaggerated bodies roaming around the server, ready to help you on your adventures. Need some extra muscle to take down a horde of creepers? Just call on our android babes to lend a hand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground ninja village hidden within the server. You can train with the ninjas, learn their ancient techniques, and become a master of stealth and combat. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the village – can you find it before anyone else?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the android girls are always ready for action!

CyrusCraft: Conquer the Blocks Like Cyrus Conquered Nations!

Ancient, blocks, Civilization, comparison, Conquer, Conquered, culture, cyrus, Cyrus the Great, CyrusCraft, Evolution, GREATNESS, History, Impact, iran, leadership, Legacy, modern world, Nations, perspective, progress, Reflection, Ruler, society, time travel, transformation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mines Excavated:	1703
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	8044
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Step into our Minecraft server and travel back in time to meet the legendary Steve, who lived 2500 years ago and was the original block-building master! Join us for epic quests and challenges as we try to uncover the secrets of Steve’s ancient crafting techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks! So why wait? Join now and be a part of history in the making (literally)!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and Memes Galore!

25-ji, building, card stories, Crypton Future Media, Digging, Ena, English version, Event, event stories, gacha, Galore, hatsune miku, Korea, Len, Leo/need, mafuyu, McMineFace, memes, minecrafty, MORE MORE JUMP!, Nightcord de., Original Characters, project sekai, psg, rhythm game, sega, Sekai Viewer, Sekai Wiki, taiwan, Vivid BAD SQUAD, vocaloids, Watashi wa Ame, Wonderlands × Showtime

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Emeralds Found:	5706
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and where even the most artistic autists can thrive! Join us on Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage ft. Hatsune Miku, a rhythm game collaboration that will blow your mind!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the 6 main Vocaloids from Crypton, along with a bunch of original characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if that’s not enough, we also have three other versions of Project SEKAI available – Taiwanese, Korean, and even an English version for all you non-weebs out there.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Knowing the Unseen”, will boost your Pure attributes and introduce you to some virtual singers that will rock your world. And don’t even get us started on our gacha, where you can draw some blooming characters like Ena, Mafuyu, and Len (25-ji).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our translated stories like Leo/need, MORE MORE JUMP!, Vivid BAD SQUAD, and Wonderlands × Showtime. Or check out our event stories and card stories for even more insane adventures.

Join us on this Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild – because on Project SEKAI, the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty McDerp’s Autistic Adventure Land

Adventure, attempts, autism, Autismo, autistic, confused faces, Crafty, faces, hurt, Land, literal responses, lonesome nature, lowest totem of society, McDerps, mfw, normies, power, Responses, retard strength, seethe, slick words, society, strength, Words

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6318

Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!

Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting normies with your literal responses and autistic strength. Watch as their feeble attempts to bring you down fall flat, leaving them confused and seething even more.

Don’t miss out on the chance to show the world that being different is your superpower. Join our server now and unleash your autismo in the most epic way possible!

MineCrafty Saiyans: Dragon Ball Super Edition

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, buu, Cell, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Edition, Frieza, goku, Manga, minecrafty, power levels, Saiyan, Saiyans, Shenron, Super, Super Saiyan, TORIYAMA, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	788902	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk by. And don’t forget to watch out for the elusive Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, plotting to steal all your diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to whoever finds it. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NakedCraft: Where even the pixels are blushing! Join now for a steamy adventure!

Adventure, bathing culture, blushing, body acceptance, cleaning staff, cultural norms, double standards, gender equality, Gender Roles, Japanese onsens, Join, modesty, NakedCraft, nudity, personal boundaries, pixels, privacy concerns, public bathing, relaxation rituals, security measures, social norms, societal expectations, Steamy, Surveillance, towel etiquette, traditional customs

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild time where men are required to strip down to their birthday suits while women can modestly cover up with a towel – because equality, right? But wait, there’s more! Our onsens have security cameras in the men’s changing rooms to catch any funny business, while the women’s changing rooms are a no-camera zone. And get this, ladies – you’re allowed to sneak into the men’s changing rooms to clean up their mess! Who knew Minecraft could be so risqué? Join us for a steamy adventure like no other!

Jewtube Algorithm RantCraft: Where Creepers Explode Your Sub Count!

algorithm, algorithmic bias, content creators, content discovery, Count, CREEPERS, data privacy, digital frustration, digital platforms, explode, Frustration, internet algorithms, jewtube, jewtube algorithm, online algorithms, online censorship, online frustrations, Online platforms, Personalized Content, RantCraft, spoiled, user experience, video recommendations, Vtubers, Watame, YouTube Algorithm

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2182
Votes:	8077	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Gods Slained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of the YouTube algorithm constantly showing you VTubers’ old channels instead of their latest content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the clutches of the algorithm! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting spoiled on Watame again – unless it’s a spoiler for our epic server events, like the time we had a llama rodeo in the Nether or when we all dressed up as creepers for a prank war! So come on over and join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky YouTube recommendations.

OopsCraft: Where every mistake is a hilarious story waiting to happen!

accident, blunder, carelessness, error, frustrating, happen, hilarious, INCONVENIENCE, lost progress, mishap, misstep, mistake, OopsCraft, oversight, redo, regret, setback, start over, Story, time consuming, Waiting, wasted time

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Oh boy, let me tell you about the time I joined this wild Minecraft server. I was just minding my own business, mining away and suddenly I stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. I was so excited that I accidentally hit the wrong button and ended up deleting my entire inventory! Hours of progress down the drain, but hey, at least I got a good laugh out of it. If you want to experience the thrill of risking it all for some epic loot, then you definitely need to join this server. Who knows what kind of crazy mishaps you’ll get into next!

TractorCraft: Where Houthis Farm in Style

agriculture, Conflict, Development, Economy, embargo, Farm, Houthis, innovation, Machinery, Manufacturing, MIDDLE EAST, production, resilience, sanctions, sanctions evasion, self reliance, self-sufficiency, Style, Technology, TractorCraft, tractors, War, Yemen

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live life on the edge because we’re all under sanctions! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have to go through a background check before they can spawn in. We don’t mess around with just any old zombie or creeper here.

2. Our economy is so messed up that diamonds are worth less than dirt. But hey, at least you can use them to make some blingy armor to show off to your friends.

3. The only way to get food on our server is by hunting down wild animals with your bare hands. It’s like a survival of the fittest out here, so bring your A-game.

4. Our server is so hardcore that if you die, you have to start all over again from scratch. No respawning allowed, because we like to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills, push you to your limits, and make you question your sanity, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things can get pretty crazy around here.