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  • Blockheads United!

    Blockheads United!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the blocks are blockier, the mobs are mobbier, and the players have more wits than a chicken in a logic contest! Forget your old haunts – this is the ultimate pixelated playground where the real fun begins.

    Ever heard of the Great Sheep Uprising of 2023? No? Well, that’s because it happened on our server, and trust us, the wool is still flying! Join our community before it happens again; you don’t want to miss out on the chance to choose sides when the next batch of sheep decide their wool should rule the world!

    Are you tired of mundane survival tasks? Here, you can mine for diamonds while fighting off an army of sentient pickles! Yes, you heard that right. These aren’t your grandma’s pickles; they’re armed, they’re pickly, and they want your netherite!

    And don’t get us started on our annual “Creeper Chess Championship.” Picture this: instead of pawns, you’re using creepers! It’s a game of strategy, chaos, and just a hint of inevitable explosions. The victor takes home a trophy made of pure obsidian, while the loser gets to be a knight in shining armor—of bedrock, of course!

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Cow Trials,” where contestants ride cows that defy the laws of physics. Not only do you get to show off your mad riding skills, but if you last long enough, you’ll unlock the secret Moo-sic Festival featuring music played exclusively by tone-deaf villagers!

    Worried about making friends? Our community is so welcoming, even the Enderman is rumored to have a soft spot for hugs (don’t worry – we’ve got a hug-proof suit for you). Plus, our resident potato enthusiast is always ready to share stories about his wild potato expeditions. Did we mention the Great Potato Heist? Spoiler alert: it involved an underground lair and a whole gang of rebellious carrots!

    So grab your enchanted pickaxe and dive into this hilarious madness where every day is an adventure and every pixel tells a story! Join now to discover what you’ve been missing—you won’t regret it… unless you’re a sheep. Then, you might be a little sheepish… but no worries, we’ve got a whole team that can help you wool it over!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • hr伺服器

    hr伺服器

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a survival server with many plug-ins. The most important thing is for Taiwanese to play. Foreigners please bring your own translator. We have economy, monster enhancement, MCMMO and various plug-ins to increase the fun of RPG games. But it will not make the original fun of MINECRAFT disappear. There are also various players’ buildings, as well as public buildings built by the OP alone. Everyone is welcome to join.To apply, please go to http://forum.gamer.com.tw/C.php?bsn=18673&snA=12661&last=1#down to apply

    hrhrhrhr.twgg.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CapitalCraft

    CapitalCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to CapitalCraft, a Minecraft Survival server, with several plugins engineered towards economy and exploration!

    CapitalCraft is a free-roam typed game where there are several ways to make money. In CapitalCraft, you need money for [b] almost [/b] everything! The economy features a Stock Market, an Auction House, Jobs, and many other ways to make money! Players increase in Rank and Prestige in two ways. To increase in Rank, a player needs to reach a certain amount of time played, and money earned. To increase in Prestige, a player needs to reach a certain amount of money earned in the Stock Market.

    Why not come check us out? The fruits of Capitalism await!

    51.161.86.175:25585

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CoreCraft

    CoreCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    We here at Core like to keep things simple, but also add things to make the game unique. We have server-wide events, crates, upcoming towns, custom items, come join us and let the adventure begin!

    216.245.176.198:25587

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

    DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft Survival Factions Server MC.DGA.LV:11301 (Included: Train carts, Minecars, Ships, Stargates and other good plugins)

    mc.dga.lv:11301

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Always anarchy

    Always anarchy

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    66.248.199.34

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OxyCraft

    OxyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oxycraft is a Standard Survival Bukkit server, with cool admins and moderators. We have a fun community and the staff members are plain awesome. Come join the fun at Oxycraft!

    198.154.102.137

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GoobCraft

    GoobCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

    But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

    If you play a lot, even if you’re not very good, we welcome you and hope you will join our humble server. We have a couple useful & awesome plugins that anyone will be willing to help you figure out, if you can’t on your own.

    If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

    135.148.75.233

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChainCraft

    ChainCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

    NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

    ChainCraft.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DemolishSMP

    DemolishSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

    demolishedsmp.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Craft Survival Games

    Craft Survival Games

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

    playsurvivalgames.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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