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Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

Dads, dad jokes, family-friendly jokes, favorite dad jokes, smile-inducing dad jokes

🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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BlockyFeels Minecraft Server

tearjerker, Heartwarming, Minecraft, Tears, Moving

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!

Join us if you want to experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. Our server is like a movie that hits you right in the feels, but instead of tears, you’ll be shedding blocks of joy and laughter.

From heart-wrenching moments of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit to heartwarming encounters with friendly creepers who just want to be your friend, our server will take you on a journey like no other. So come on, join us and prepare to be emotionally wrecked in the best way possible!

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CraftyLoveLand

CraftyLoveLand

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our players have reported that mining for diamonds has led to some unexpected romantic encounters. Who knew that digging deep underground could lead to finding true love? Join us for a chance to find your soulmate while exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and powerful enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken up the art of parkour. Watch as they leap from rooftop to rooftop, defying gravity and common sense. Join them in their daring stunts or challenge them to a race through the bustling village streets.

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? Join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyInflationCraft

consumer behavior, cost of living, economic theory, inflation, market trends

join our minecraft server and escape the clutches of inflation that is trying to control your every move! on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a flying pig as your trusty steed, and battle evil zombie chickens with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. all you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their ridiculous challenges.

So come join us and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few angry creepers). who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?

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ProteinCraft: Binding Evolution

protein sequence, protein binding, affinity improvement, antibody complexes, Language Model

so like, u wanna join dis crazy minecraft server where u can evolve protein and antibody complexes? like, we got dis wild language model that helps u make dem even better at binding and neutralizing stuff. it’s like science meets minecraft, bro. come join us and see ur creations come to life in da game. who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at da same time? come on, join us and let’s get crazy with some virtual science experiments!

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TownThrive: Where Villagers Rule and Players Drool! Join Now for Towny, Dynmap, Movecraft, Brewery, and SimpleVoiceChat!

Movecraft, villagers, TNT Minecarts, Simplevoicechat, no p2w

Server Name	TownThrive Minecraft Server
IP Address	play.townthrive.xyz (whitelisted)
Discord	https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV
Server Information	24/7 runtime, hosted in Florida Average of 20-30 players throughout the day
List of Plugins & Significant Features	Towny Dynmap Movecraft Cannons FlagWar Brewery No Economy Plugin No (/tpa), (/home), (/back) No P2W features No End Crystals, TNT Minecarts, Respawn Anchors

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the TownThrive Minecraft Server, you will need to be whitelisted. Visit the server IP at play.townthrive.xyz and follow the instructions to apply for whitelisting.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair gameplay and a friendly community. Make sure to read and follow the rules listed on the Discord server or in-game.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, the server has a strong emphasis on nation building. You can create your own nation, invite members, and establish your territory within the game.

4. Is there an economy system on the server?

No, the server does not have an economy plugin. Players rely on trading, farming, and other in-game activities to acquire resources and items.

5. Can I use teleportation commands like /tpa or /home?

No, the server restricts the use of teleportation commands like /tpa, /home, and /back to maintain a more challenging gameplay experience.

6. Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

No, the server does not have pay-to-win features. All players have equal opportunities to progress and succeed in the game.

VRcraft Server #1603

NA Walkabout Minigolf, fallout 4, Game Resources, SEA Breachers, VRcraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level with our motto “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” – American Edition!

Join us and experience a world where your headset selection can mean the difference between victory and defeat. Don’t believe us? Check out our game recommendations and VRC screenshots by World to see the insanity for yourself!

But that’s not all, we have a wide range of game resources to make your experience even more outrageous. From Assetto Corsa to Dirt Rally 2 club, VTOL VR to Minecraft NA and EU (RIP Minecraft EU, you will be missed), we have everything you need to take your gaming to the next level.

And if you’re looking for some multiplayer action, look no further than our regularly hosted games. From EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf, NA Assetto Corsa to SEA Breachers, we have something for everyone – as long as you’re ready for some real suffering!

But the fun doesn’t stop there, we also host regularly hosted VRChat events that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. From July Cafe to the infamous Race War (date TBD), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, in our world, virtual reality is not for the faint of heart – but it sure is a hell of a good time!

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BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

environmental crisis, carbon emissions, Biodiversity, Brazil, emergency

Looking for a hot server to join? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is on fire…literally! With Amazon fires hitting a 20-year record high, our server is so lit that you’ll feel like you’re surviving in the jungle. Join us for some fiery fun and help put out the flames with your building skills. Who needs a campfire when you have our server burning up with excitement? Don’t miss out on this scorching hot opportunity to play on the most lit Minecraft server around!

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FlatPartyCraft Minecraft Server

lodger, FlatPartyCraft, drunk friends, moved in, money splitting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where moving in with your girlfriend after only a couple of months is considered a totally normal and not at all risky decision! Join us for some banter-filled fun with friends, just like the immature adults we are.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can hang out in your virtual living room with your drunk friends while your girlfriend hides in the bedroom. Don’t worry, she can always ask you to leave if she feels her privacy is being invaded. But hey, at least we split things 50:50, just like a totally conventional and encouraged living arrangement!

So come join us on this wild ride of questionable decisions and unexpected twists. Who needs to get to know your girlfriend’s friends when you can hang out with us instead? It’s like inviting your friends over on a Saturday, but with creepers and zombies added in for extra excitement!

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NephewWeddingNoShowMC

difficult decisions, pet hospice, sick dog, financial strain, pet treatment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand that sometimes your virtual world is just as important as your real one!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, challenges, and most importantly, a community that cares about your furry friends. Need to cancel your plans to attend your nephew’s wedding because your dog is going through a tough time? No problem! Our server is here to support you and your precious little dude.

Imagine a world where grief is met with understanding and compassion, where your virtual family stands by your side during the toughest of times. So come on in, build a memorial for your beloved pet, and let us help you heal through the power of pixels and friendship.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life events, because on our server, your dog’s well-being is top priority. Cancel those flights, stay home, and immerse yourself in a world where empathy and support reign supreme. After all, who needs a wedding when you have a loyal companion by your side?

Join us today and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where love for your furry friends knows no bounds.

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