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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineFriends Minecraft server

    MineFriends Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    MineFriends 1.20.1 – Private semi-vanilla server where you can realize all your ideas and buildings you dreamed of!

    Why semi-vanilla, you ask? It’s simple!

    The server has some custom mechanics, as well as an unusual server structure!

    We have a multiworld system, each world is a separate server that does not affect other worlds in any way! Therefore, we can always say that players who love redstone and farms and also players who build cities will not interfere with each other because two different worlds have been created for them! (Reminds me of the well-known PepeLand, doesn’t it?)

    List of our worlds:

    The world of buildings – The main world in which we build spawn and develop!

    World of Farms – A world created exclusively for the construction of farms, redstone mechanisms and the extraction of a huge amount of resources

    World of Enda – A separate world of Enda where distant islands are wiped every 2-3 weeks!

    The server still retains vanilla mechanics and has no privates!

    Custom mechanics

    Crafting invisible light

    Connecting Elytra with Armor

    Converting experience into bottles

    And much more!

    The server supports EmoteCraft and SimpleVoiceChat

    An important detail of our project is that we have a kind and adequate community. On our server you will 100% find friends! Also, streamers and content makers on our server receive unusual but cute gifts. For more information about the server, please visit our website or discord server.

    Interested in us?

    We accept applications from 14+ years old!

    To get started, go to our discord server

    And complete the questionnaire, after which you will be added to the server!

    minefriends.online

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FMine! Minecraft server

    FMine!  Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    FMine is a new beta server where there are good admins! Here you can get a donation if you see the creator of the server! (fonq34)

    fmine.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃ Modes ➤ Survival, TNT-Run Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃ Modes ➤ Survival, TNT-Run Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.20.4

    Modes > Survival, TNT-Run, (BedWars, coming soon).

    Survival:

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Pvp (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Private (/rg)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Lots of donation opportunities! (/donate) (50% off to celebrate opening)

    TNT-Run:

    ➤ 5 different cards

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (Donat-opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to spit (Donat-opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to change the weather (Donation ability)

    ➤ Ability to change speed (Donation option)

    ➤ Ability to fly (Donat-opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to change nickname (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to turn on skin backlighting (Donation feature)

    ➤ Ability to turn into mobs (Donation ability)

    ➤ Ability to put a message at the entrance (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to put a suffix (Donate-opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to put a prefix (Donation opportunity)

    Hype.MineRich.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MinedHype

    MinedHype

    New Minecraft Servers

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com

    Website: https://minedhype.com

    Location: Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST) Server hosted by PUBCS.com

    Java Version: 1.20.4

    Bedrock Version: 1.20.40 – 1.20.71

    New Build Gallery with 1776 pictures of our SMP: https://minedhype.com/builds

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 4 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 15,500+ unique players ever joinedmostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565)) Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    New Minecraft Server
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