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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8653 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.
you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.
we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.
join now or forever hold your pickaxe.
