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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7121 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.