Lifting MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Creeper Madness Land

depression, unreliable source, madness, reading, Grades

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to throw in the towel and join us in this wild world of blocky adventures? We’ve got a community like no other, filled with players who understand the struggle of life and are here to support you emotionally (even if it’s in a chaotic way).

Join us as we lift, read, and socialize in our virtual world, where you can escape from the brutal realities of life. Build friendships, explore new lands, and maybe even find some solace in this pixelated paradise.

Don’t let your mental health spiral out of control, come hang out with us and let’s survive together. Whether you’re reclusive or outgoing, there’s a place for you on our server. So grab a virtual drink, mine some blocks, and let’s make the most of this crazy Minecraft life together.

Join now and see if it’s worth it to keep on living in this chaotic world of ours!

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> Messi talks with Zidanne about lifting… Minecraft SMP

GOAT debate, Zidanne, messi, talks, Records

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown between Messi and Zidanne as they battle it out to lift the virtual World Cup trophy! But wait, Cristiano is teaming up with Mr Beast to reach 1 million subscribers in-game! The drama, the suspense, the absolute chaos – you won’t want to miss a minute of this epic showdown of the GOATs! Join now for a chance to witness history in the making and maybe even become a part of it yourself!

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Power Lifting vs Weight Lifting

Bodybuilding, Strength sports, squat, bench press, lifting

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like the ultimate powerlifting gym for ur virtual blocky character. u gotta lift them blocks like ur life depends on it, cuz in this server, weightlifting is powerlifting and powerlifting is weightlifting.

u wanna be the strongest player in all of minecraft? then u gotta join us and start pumpin those pixels like there’s no tomorrow. we got virtual protein shakes and enchanted dumbbells to help u on ur journey to becoming the ultimate blocky beefcake.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have the best virtual gym in all of minecraft, but we also have epic quests and challenges that will test ur strength and determination. u gotta fight off hordes of zombie gym bros and lift heavy anvils to prove ur worth.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and start ur journey to becoming the swolest player in all of minecraft. cuz remember, in this server, powerlifting is all about weight lifting, and weightlifting is all about power lifting. let’s get swole, baby!

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ExcitedLiftfuWenwenLiMinecraftSMP

Steroids, olympics 2021, Excited, Competition, olympics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have the legendary liftfu Wenwen Li as our mascot! She may be a powerhouse in weightlifting, but in Minecraft, she’s known for building the craziest structures with her bare hands (literally).

Join now to witness Wenwen Li sleep on virtual floors because she thinks the beds in Minecraft are too soft! And don’t worry, she’s definitely not using any steroids to enhance her building skills. So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs normal when you can have Wenwen Li in your Minecraft world?

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PhoneGainzMC

burden, FITNESS, Muscle, heavy, Communication

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

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MineCrafty Capitalism: Get Rich Quick Without Lifting a Pixel

capitalism, career, work, determination, perseverance

Tired of working hard in real life to make a living? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can become rich without lifting a finger! Our server is filled with magical money-making opportunities that will have you swimming in diamonds in no time.

Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of resources. On our server, the ground is literally made of diamonds and emeralds! Just take a stroll outside your virtual house and you’ll be tripping over precious gems left and right.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your way to fortune. Just be careful not to get caught by the virtual cops!

So why waste your time working in the real world when you can live a life of luxury and leisure on our Minecraft server? Join now and start living the high life!

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SushiCraft Minecraft Server

military presence, Japan, international relations, air violation, territorial waters

lol imagine if china was a minecraft player and they just sailed right into japan’s waters like “sup bros, just here to mine some diamonds” and japan was like “dude wtf get outta here” but china was like “nah bro, i found this sick ravine, gotta explore it” and then they started building a giant panda statue on a deserted island just to troll japan. if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join our server now and be part of the chaos! come sail the high seas and build ridiculous structures, just like china and japan in this epic minecraft showdown!

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PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness

SECURITY, putin, extradition, international relations, extradition treaty

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 2 mercenaries who fought for Ukraine but now they’re in Russia thanks to Maduro’s gift to Putin. if that ain’t crazy enough to make you wanna join, then i don’t know what will! imagine the wild adventures you’ll have with these hardcore fighters on our server. build, battle, and conquer with these badasses by your side. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!

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LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%

HeartAttackRisk30, Lootcraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we predict your cardiovascular disease risks with just one blood test!! if you have high levels of ldl cholesterol, you have a 36% chance of getting a heart attack in the next 30 years!! but don’t worry, our server is so lit that it will cure all your heart problems with just a few clicks!! join now and say goodbye to heart disease forever!!! #minecraftmedication #crazyserverfun

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Welcome to Gemstone SMP, where the only thing square is the blocks!

building projects, armor stand, Events, voice chat, Lag-free

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Active players, Shopping districts, Friendly community, Building projects, Long-term interest
Sponsorship	Sponsored by lilypad for a lag-free server
Mods	Voice chat mod, armor stand mod, and more
Community	Global community with active mods

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Reach out to “spiegelei” on Discord for more information and an invitation.

Q: Are shops mandatory on the server?

A: While not mandatory, we encourage players to keep shops stocked for a vibrant economy.

Q: Do I have to use the installed mods?

A: No, the mods are optional and up to the player’s preference.

Q: Is there a specific age group in the community?

A: The community is mostly adults with work/school commitments, but all are welcome to join.

Q: Can I participate in community events/games?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to set up games and challenges for others to participate in.