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MineTunez

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Emeralds Found:	1228
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3122	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	1022

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	221	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Farms Harvested:	537
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Emeralds Found:	5950	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Villages Defended:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Farms Harvested:	274	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.