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BlockBreakup Minecraft Server

BlockBreakup, boundary crossing, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, deal breaker, DISRESPECTFUL, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, hurtful words, LEAVING, Manipulation, Minecraft, moving on, red flags, relationship, Server, Significant Other, toxic behavior, trust issues, unhealthy relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being in a relationship where your significant other doesn’t appreciate your love for Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that your virtual blocks will always be more important than any real-life drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any distractions from pesky partners who just don’t understand the importance of mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will blow up anyone caught arguing with their significant other while playing. So, if you want to avoid any explosive breakups, come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server in existence!

AlienTakeMe2UrLeaderMC

Alien, AlienTakeMe2UrLeaderMC, Ambassador, Communication, Curiosity, Diplomacy, Earth, encounter, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, Government, intergalactic, leader, president, prime minister, science fiction, Spaceship, united nations, Visitor, world leader

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	6247
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

If an alien showed up at your doorstep asking to be taken to your leader, you better bring them to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our leader is a llama named Larry who can speak 10 different languages (including alien speak, of course). Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and show that alien who the real boss is in this blocky world!

CraftyCologneAirportSuspect

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Potions Brewed:	159
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shenanigans goin’ on up in here! We got creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons doin’ the Macarena! It’s a party 24/7, baby!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. We’re talkin’ diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons galore, and even a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ pet dragon!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts tryin’ to blow you up. Good times, good times.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join the funniest, craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, Fluffy will eat your face off. Just kiddin’… or am I?

BedtimeCraft

balance, bedtime, BedtimeCraft, discipline, early riser, going to bed early, healthy habits, Lifestyle, mental health, motivation, night owl, productivity, Relaxation, REST, Routine, self-care, sleep hygiene, sleep schedule, waking up early, well-being, wellness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	0

come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the zombies are the bouncers. our server is so lit that even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. trust me, you won’t want to leave this place. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. who needs sleep when you can be partying with creepers and ender dragons all night long?

WarpCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, aliens, fantasy world, Furries, futuristic, Game, Geek Culture, inspiration, intergalactic, Medieval Fantasy, Minecraft, planet, role playing, RPG, Sci Fi, science fiction, Server, space exploration, Star trek, Technology, vast majority, WarpCraft, Weeb’s

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ores Mined:	9365
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Emeralds Found:	7795	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Star Trek meets medieval fantasy meets furries. Yes, you heard that right. You can boldly go where no block has gone before, all while battling dragons and hanging out with anthropomorphic animals.

Join our server for a truly out-of-this-world experience. Build your own spaceship, slay mythical creatures, and roleplay as your favorite sci-fi character. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Beam yourself up and join the fun!

CeresCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	1218
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

BroBro’s Minecraft Server: AITA for Best Man?

aita, anger issues, best man, BroBros, brotherly love, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, man, Minecraft, narcissistic behavior, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding tradition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magic Items Found:	2138
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family weddings and toxic siblings!

Join us and build your dream world without any annoying best man drama. No need to worry about angry siblings ruining your day – here, you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring new adventures with your friends.

Forget tradition and embrace the freedom to choose who you want by your side in the virtual world. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape family obligations and enjoy some lighthearted fun.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the wedding drama behind! Who needs a best man when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or family drama.

SonsDeserveLoveToo

aita, athletic achievements, celebration, cousins’ accomplishments, Div 1 athletic scholarship, dotcom boom, final fantasy 14, fishing stat, Jealousy, judgmental, love, Parties, Presents, Retirement, scholastic achievements, sister’s accomplishments, son’s accomplishments, SonsDeserveLoveToo, spectrum, trust fund

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8868	Zombie Dances:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates all achievements, big or small? Join our server where we throw parties for maxing out fishing stats in Final Fantasy 14! We believe in celebrating all accomplishments, whether it’s getting scouted for a Div 1 athletic scholarship or mastering a virtual fishing game. Plus, we have a supportive community that will cheer you on, no matter what. So come join us and let’s celebrate all the wins, big and small!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	105	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected ways!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own NSFW themed world, complete with giant phallic structures and pixelated adult content that will make your friends blush. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all! We also have SFW zones where you can build the most outrageous creations you can imagine. From a giant toilet castle to a roller coaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying things you never thought you would.

CraftyTurk40

Automotive Industry, China, CraftyTurk40, customs duty, economic impact, economic policy, Economy, foreign goods, global market, import regulations, import restrictions, import tax, international trade, protectionism, tariff, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade relations, trade war, turkey, vehicle imports

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

lol u kno wat u shud do instead of dealin wif turkey’s car drama? join this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own vehicles out of blocks! no need for tariffs or import fees, just pure creative freedom! plus, rumor has it that if u join, u get a special power-up that lets u drive a flying pig around the server. who needs real cars when u can have that kind of swag, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out. no turkey troubles here, just pure minecraft madness!