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LifeSucksMC Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	100
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

BlockyAnimeLand

Anime, anime binge, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime genre, Anime List, anime lovers, anime marathon, anime nostalgia, anime ranking, anime recommendations, anime review, Anime Series, anime shows, best anime, BlockyAnimeLand, favorite anime, must watch anime, Popular Anime, Top Anime

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	107

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime of Minecraft servers – full of action, adventure, and epic battles! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon a giant creeper army to do their bidding. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only speaks in anime quotes! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic quest of your Minecraft life!

UkrainianCraft: Invasion LOLZ!

Army, Business Insider, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, JOKE, lolz, Military, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, News, orders, Report, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mines Excavated:	2076	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

so, like, imagine this: ukrainian soldiers, right? they get this order to invade russia. but get this, they think it’s a joke! like, they’re all chill and stuff, just laughing it off. can you believe it? well, if you wanna experience some crazy, wacky adventures like that, you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns we throw at you. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to invade russia in minecraft! just kidding… or are we? join now and find out for yourself!

CraftySugarRush2022

20, 2012, 2022, CraftySugarRush2022, Diagnosis, Epidemic, findings, Glucose, health, INCREASED, insulin, Lifestyle, Medical, Prevention, research, statistics, study, Treatment, trend, type 2 diabetes, University of Georgia

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

Join Foral Gaming – Where chaos reigns but at least we’re not using Warez!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Items Found:	2406
Divine Spears Created:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks
Version	Java 1.20.6
Crossplay Enabled	No
Player Slots	10 (will be increased)

Additional Information:

Spawn-area is griefed but escapable
Opportunity to influence server direction as there are currently few players
No tolerance for lag machines; players will be banned
Allowed activities: Advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, cheating
Flying, extreme kill aura, no fall damage not allowed due to server lag
Nerfed Xray allowed

IP: foral.mc.hostify.cz

Discord: https://discord.gg/FQ6j4zq6Fn

Server playlist: Coming soon

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open for players to join
Is there crossplay available?	No, crossplay is not enabled on this server
What is the player slot limit?	Currently 10 slots, but will be increased
Are there any banned activities?	Lag machines are prohibited and players building them will be banned. Other activities like advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, and cheating are allowed
Is Xray allowed on the server?	Yes, Xray is allowed with some restrictions to prevent abuse

CraftyGelbooru Minecraft Server

10M GET, achievement, b.., Community, CraftyGelbooru, digital art, gelbooru, image database, image gallery, image hosting, image sharing, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet milestone, meme, milestone, milestone celebration, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, steal, web culture

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4853
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to hit the epic milestone of 10 million GET (whatever that means) and you have the chance to steal it! That’s right, you can be the ultimate troll and snatch the glory right out from under everyone else’s noses.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll come across next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (or maybe just a really good snack).

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Gelbooru!

Minecraft SMP – /CEG/ – Cartoon Expansion Gang

anime characters, breast expansion, butt expansion, cartoon, cartoon characters, cartoon expansion, ceg, comics characters, curveybooru, desuarchive, edits, Expansion, expansion-related material, FICS, Gang, human characters, humanoid characters, inflation, Minecraft, original content, pastebin, Pictures, smp, toonspansion, Vidya characters, weight gain

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchantments Applied:	205
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	2520	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	5686

Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got expansion-related material galore, from breast and butt expansions to weight gain and inflation – all focused on human or humanoid characters. Cartoon and video game characters are welcome, so get ready for some crazy antics!

Imagine a world where your favorite characters are constantly growing and changing in outrageous ways. From SpongeBob SquarePants blowing up like a balloon to Mario gaining a few extra pounds, anything is possible on our server.

So why join? Well, where else can you see Batman with a massive chest or Sailor Moon with a giant booty? It’s like a never-ending cartoon crossover event, but with a twist of expansion madness.

Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and transformations await you in this hilarious and unpredictable world!

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

bandanas, Boyfriend, Confidence, doc martens, eccentric outfits, Edwardian blouse, fashion sense, FashionCraft, Gibson bun, Graphic tees, grocery store, high-effort fashion, Jeans, knit cardigans, Mary Jane shoes, maxi skirts, Minecraft, mushroom themed clothing, naturalness, pink plaid dress, red beret, Server, striped stockings

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	283	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3577
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all styles of fashion, even if you want to dress like a walking mushroom forest! 🍄 Join us and express yourself with wild outfits that will make everyone do a double-take.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love to stand out and be unique, just like our player who rocks a different eccentric outfit every day. From pink plaid dresses to Edwardian blouses, we love it all!

Don’t worry about anyone side-eyeing your outfits here, because on our server, the crazier the better! So come join us and let your fashion flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista too! 😂

FashionablyLateCraft

Agreement, Buyer, buyer’s perspective, Communication, Facebook Marketplace, FashionablyLateCraft, Frustration, late meeting, marketplace etiquette, meeting etiquette, missed opportunity, patience, punctuality, reschedule, rescheduling, rude behavior, Seller, seller’s perspective, Time management, Understanding, Waiting

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to wait around like this guy did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and ready for some epic gaming adventures.

Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced. We have crazy challenges, insane builds, and even a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even encounter a player who communicates solely through interpretive llama dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

UnexpectedTurnOnsMCSMP

hidden desires, Individuality, introspection, personal growth, personal revelations, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, sexual awakening, Sexuality, Surprises, surprising attractions, surprising revelations, unconventional turn ons, unexpected desires, unexpected pleasures, unexpected turn-on, UnexpectedTurnOnsMCSMP, unique preferences

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Votes:	2037
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you ready to discover your inner Minecraft thirst trap on our wild and wacky SMP server? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of unexpected turn-ons as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible!

From accidentally falling in love with a creeper to realizing you have a secret crush on a block of dirt, our server is full of surprises that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperHabitz

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	200
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of fun and danger!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the dark and creepy origins of seemingly harmless habits in the Minecraft world. Did you know that the reason why villagers trade emeralds for useless items is because they are secretly plotting to take over the server? Or that the reason why creepers explode is because they are actually tiny aliens trying to communicate with us through explosions?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and uncover the twisted secrets behind every block and mob. Who knows what mysteries await you in this wacky and wild world of Minecraft! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know what might be lurking around the corner… 😉👻🔥