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  • GF Defender – No Incels Allowed

    GF Defender – No Incels Allowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Millie’s past? Look no further! Join our server for a ride crazier than Millie’s party nights!

    Just like Millie, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what you’ll come across next – maybe a hidden treasure or a secret dungeon!

    And just like Millie’s loyal and affectionate side, our community is supportive and welcoming. We’ll show you off as our fellow player and make sure you feel right at home.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing crazier than Millie’s past is the fun you’ll have on our server!

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  • UrbanUnhappyCraft

    UrbanUnhappyCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! we did a study of 156,000 players and found that those who live in the city have the lowest happiness levels, but on our server, you’ll be living in a virtual paradise!

    our players are so satisfied and happy, they’re practically glowing with joy! and don’t even get me started on the economic satisfaction – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

    oh, and did i mention the psychological inequality? yeah, we’ve got that too! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server. so come on over and join the craziest, most fun minecraft community around! you won’t regret it, i promise!

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  • CheckMateCraft

    CheckMateCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about crazy friends causing chaos like Emily and her unruly kids.

    Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind! No more splitting bills with entitled friends or dealing with drunk, hysterical visitors at your doorstep. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without any unnecessary drama.

    Plus, we have exclusive in-game events where you can break your friend’s nose and finger (virtually, of course) without any real-life consequences. So come join us and leave all the craziness behind – because in our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks!

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  • VeggieCraftGenetics

    VeggieCraftGenetics
    so like, u know how u always hear about how eatin’ veggies is good for u? well, dis server takes dat to a whole new level, man. we got a whole town made outta veggies, like carrot houses and lettuce gardens. but here’s the crazy part – if u eat any meat on dis server, ur character gets sick and starts throwin’ up everywhere. it’s like a real-life lesson on bein’ a vegetarian, but in Minecraft form. join us if u wanna see what it’s like to live in a world where veggies rule and meat drools.

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  • VitD_CancerCrushers

    VitD_CancerCrushers
    come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

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  • ScreenTimeDetox Minecraft Server

    ScreenTimeDetox Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like, the cure for all your kid’s problems, man. like, if they play on this server for just 2 weeks, their mental health will be like, totally improved. it’s like magic, dude. all the cool kids are joining, so like, why wouldn’t you? plus, there’s this one kid who played on the server and now they can like, fly in real life. true story, bro. join now and watch your child’s mental wellbeing soar to new heights. it’s like, totally legit, trust me.

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  • NanoWastedCraft

    NanoWastedCraft
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got tiny peeps who save mad cash on booze and drugs! Why waste money on gettin’ wasted when u can join us and build epic tiny houses and ride tiny horses?! Plus, our mini players are like little warriors, takin’ on giant mobs with their tiny swords and armor. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, fam! Join now and be part of the tiny revolution!

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  • BlockyBabies: Spawn or Nah?

    BlockyBabies: Spawn or Nah?
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbows out of your diamond sword? Only on our server can you find such epic and ridiculous adventures!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky dragon loves to throw dance parties in the End dimension, complete with glowstone disco balls and funky music made by note blocks.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find mutant chickens, flying pigs, and a disco-loving dragon all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

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  • MinecraftMedDietKids

    MinecraftMedDietKids
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

    did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

    so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

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  • HusbandCraft: SecretlyPissed

    HusbandCraft: SecretlyPissed
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the constant noise and overstimulation of the real world? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where the only sounds you’ll hear are the gentle rustling of leaves and the calming hum of the virtual world.

    Join us and leave behind the constant TV and music that plague your daily life. No more sitcoms blaring in the background, no more music blasting at all hours of the day. On our server, you can enjoy the tranquility of nature and the simplicity of a more relaxed way of living.

    Escape to a world where the sun always shines, the air is always fresh, and the food is always organic (well, virtually at least). Say goodbye to the overstimulation of modern life and hello to a more peaceful existence in our Minecraft paradise.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave behind the chaos of the real world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual home where you can truly be yourself without the constant noise and distractions.

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