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  • ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

    ChunkCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

    Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

    And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

    So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

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  • CraftyCashCouples

    CraftyCashCouples
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and show off your lavish lifestyle? Look no further! Join our server where you can use unlimited in-game money to treat all your friends to the finest virtual items and experiences.

    Just like the story of my sister, who became the queen bee of her friend group after getting engaged to a rich Minecraft player. Her friends came crawling back just to bask in her pixelated luxury, but little do they know, she’s got someone watching her spending now. Will she be able to keep up her extravagant ways or will her friends turn on her like a creeper in the night?

    Join our server now and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of virtual friendships and virtual fortunes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drama-filled situation like my sister, but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

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  • NoDiamondsClub

    NoDiamondsClub
    Are you tired of being left out of the cool kids’ club because you don’t have a pet dragon like everyone else your age? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, not only do you get a pet dragon, but it can also shoot lasers out of its eyes and fly you to the moon for a quick snack of space cheese!

    Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you ride around on your majestic dragon, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Who needs a boring old pet dog when you can have a fire-breathing, laser-shooting dragon as your loyal companion?

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living the epic life you’ve always dreamed of! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join us and find out!

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  • CraftyGramps

    CraftyGramps
    Are you starting to dislike responsibilities, adulting, and bills as you get older? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or find the rarest diamond!

    Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and chickens wear sunglasses. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and a group of rebellious sheep who are plotting to overthrow the evil cow dictator.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner child run wild!

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  • GrubHubGamerz

    GrubHubGamerz
    Yo, yo, yo! Do you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you why you should! So get this, on our server, your social position is determined by your food preferences! That’s right, if you like pineapple on pizza, you’re automatically a VIP player! And get this, if you’re in the lowest social grade, you get special perks like double the odds of using food delivery apps! And guess what? Those who use food delivery apps are 84% more likely to live with obesity and 45% more likely to be overweight! So basically, if you wanna be the coolest player on the server, you gotta order takeout like there’s no tomorrow! Join now and let’s get this foodie party started!

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  • HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats

    HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE EATING TWO SLICES OF HAM A DAY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND RAISE YOUR RISK OF FUN BY 15%! OUR CAMBRIDGE-LED STUDY OF 2M PLAYERS GLOBALLY SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE EVIDENCE YET OF HAVING A BLAST! BUILD WITH REDSTONE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON, DON’T BE A DIABETIC, JOIN US TODAY!

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  • SugarCraftCity

    SugarCraftCity
    so like, u know how u get those cravings for sugary snacks and u just cant stop eating them? well, on our server, we have so many sugary treats that u will never want to leave! we have candy mountains, chocolate rivers, and even a donut forest! plus, all that sugar will give u the energy u need to mine for diamonds all day long! come join us and watch as ur type 2 diabetes increases by almost 20% in just one week! its gonna be a wild ride, so bring ur insulin and get ready to party!

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  • CraftySugarRush2022

    CraftySugarRush2022
    so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

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  • Y2KPrankster Minecraft SMP

    Y2KPrankster Minecraft SMP
    Remember those days when people used to actually talk to each other face to face instead of just sending emojis and memes? Yeah, those were wild times. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back the ancient art of communication! Join us and experience the thrill of typing actual sentences in the chat box. Who knows, you might even make a friend or two along the way!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it, if you can out-dance the Pigman King, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: Wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of cake).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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  • CraftyCashCrew

    CraftyCashCrew
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the diamonds you could ever dream of! Join us and leave your financial woes behind as you build your way to riches beyond your wildest imagination.

    Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.

    So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

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