yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got dog strollers flyin off da shelves faster den baby strollers in a country wit da lowest birth rate! like, can u believe dat?! we got dogs rollin around in style while babies are like, not even bein born! join us and be part of dis wild ride, where dogs rule and babies drool! come on, u know u wanna be part of dis craziness!
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PupCraft: Where Dog Strollers Rule!
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CraftyGayLove
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and awkward situations? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and escape from all the craziness of the real world.Just like this dad struggling to accept his son’s boyfriend, you can escape to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Build a castle, mine for diamonds, and make friends with fellow players who won’t judge you for needing a break from it all.
Who needs therapy when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Plus, we have virtual lunch plans with your son and his boyfriend every Sunday – no awkward conversations required! So come join us and leave all your worries at the login screen.
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BlockyBlunder
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my husband’s baby mama’s texts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!
So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮
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Pee-free Yoga Fun Land
come join dis epic minecraft server where we do low-impact yoga and exercise to help manage urinary incontinence, like wut even?? after 12 weeks u will have like 65% fewer episodes of incontinence, like wowza, who knew minecraft could help with dat?? join now for a wild ride of yoga poses and bladder control, u won’t regret it, trust me, i peed myself laughing so hard, lololol.
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LuxuryCraft1999
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate luxury of having unlimited diamonds! Back in the day, diamonds were just a shiny rock, but now they are like gold (literally). Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a good ol’ fashioned diamond hunt. So come join us and live the high life of a diamond hoarder in our virtual world, where luxury is just a pickaxe swing away!
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BlockyGenetics
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join our server and you’ll have a chance to die in the most ridiculous ways based on your genes and family history! That’s right, forget about falling off cliffs or getting blown up by creepers, on our server you could die from something as wild as spontaneously combusting from eating too many carrots (thanks, grandma) or getting crushed by a giant block of cheese (thanks, great-great-uncle Brie)!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and see just how outrageous your death can be! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not based on any actual science.
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Hexacomb SMP: Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a lifestyle! Leave your youthful ways at the door.
Feature Description Fabric-Based Server Custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass Unique Cosmetic Items Inspired by Hermitcraft, including hats, food, and weapon skins Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat Enhanced interaction features Server-Side Music Customizable music discs BlueMap LIVE World Map Accessible in your browser Optimization Mods Smooth and enjoyable experience Player and Mob Head Drops For PvP and rare mob drops Terralith, Amplified Nether, Nullsape Stunning world generation for the end realm Diamond-Based Economy No restrictions on trades or purchases Self-Promotion For social media and streaming platforms Frequently Asked Questions
Who can join Hexacomb?
Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a perfect outlet for adults to unwind and connect.
When did Season 5 start?
Season 5 began on August 17th at 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT.
What are some of the unique features of Hexacomb Season 5?
– Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks
– Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft
– Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat
– Server-Side Music with customizable music discs
Is there a world map available for Hexacomb?
Yes, there is a BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser.
Can I download the world at the end of each season?
Yes, a World Download is available at the end of each season.
For more information and to apply, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa
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NoKidzAllowedCraft
Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group without children? Do you feel like the odd one out at gatherings where chaos reigns supreme and badly behaved kids run amok? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness!Join our server and leave the stress of hosting child-friendly events behind. No need to worry about your carpet getting ruined or your walls getting crayon marks all over them. On our server, you can build your dream house without fear of tiny hands destroying it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is child-free, so you can enjoy peace and quiet while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. No more dealing with underhanded comments from friends who don’t understand your childless lifestyle.
So come join us on our server and escape the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and laugh with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being the only one without kids. Plus, we have a strict “no badly behaved children allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any disruptions. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!
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EarlyBirdGang Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of waking up early just to go to school or work? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where waking up early is actually worth it! Why, you ask? Because every morning, a magical unicorn flies over the server and showers everyone with diamonds! Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS! So if you want to start your day off right with a sparkly surprise, join our SMP now! Plus, rumor has it that if you’re the first one online, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life for the rest of the day. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
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200YearLife Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?).Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with the other players. The winner gets a diamond block and the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week. And that’s just the beginning! We have weekly events like lava parkour, zombie pigman rodeos, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s actually a really good DJ).
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to live for 200 years thanks to our magical time-extending potion. Imagine all the diamonds you could mine, all the mobs you could slay, and all the epic bases you could build in two centuries! Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the ripe old age of 200, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly on a giant rainbow-colored llama. Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a lifetime (or two) of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!