On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.
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CraftyRiches
Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis. -
GFsSpendCraft or SpendyGFsCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with extravagant spending habits!Join us and build your own virtual empire, where you can spend as much virtual money as you want without any judgment. Need a diamond pickaxe that costs 10k? No problem, we got you covered. Want to go on a luxury vacation in the game? We have virtual resorts that will make your girlfriend’s trips look like a budget getaway.
Don’t worry about being called out for your spending habits here, because in this Minecraft world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some in-game currency). So come join us and let loose, because sometimes you just need to splurge on pixelated luxury to feel alive!
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AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if you want to experience love triangles, betrayals, and scandalous affairs that will make your head spin.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly you find out that your best friend has been secretly dating your mom in-game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base where two players are roleplaying a forbidden romance between a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that is equal parts hilarious and chaotic, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this SMP, anything can happen. And who knows, you might just find yourself in a scandalous relationship with someone twice your age.
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CraftyRichesMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secretive as my hidden net worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of hidden treasures and unexpected twists.Just like how I kept my finances under wraps, this server will keep you on your toes with hidden dungeons, secret passageways, and surprise loot drops. Who knows what riches you’ll uncover in the depths of our virtual world?
And just like how I finally came clean about my net worth, you’ll have to team up with other players to uncover the server’s biggest secrets. Trust no one, because you never know who might be hiding a diamond sword up their sleeve.
So come join us on this server where secrets are revealed, alliances are tested, and fortunes are waiting to be discovered. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
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Task Sisters Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Tasksisters! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask how, just accept it.
2. The admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
3. We have a secret underground city where players can participate in epic PvP battles while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix between Mad Max and Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.
4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into different mobs, leading to hilarious and chaotic interactions. Imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a group of zombie villagers who just want to trade with you.
5. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic pets. Want a dragon to guard your base? Just trade a couple of llamas and a parrot.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join Tasksisters today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the madness.
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Animal Girl Overload Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, we have actual animal girls running around causing chaos. And let me tell you, there is no such thing as “too much” animal girl on this server. From cat girls to dog girls to even chicken girls, you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll run into next.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamond. Eggs. And if you manage to find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos that comes with living in a world full of animal girls and diamond-laying chickens. It’s a crazy ride, but trust us, you won’t want to get off.
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CraftyThreads – Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of Franciscan monks who have taken a vow of Minecraft mastery. They spend their days praying to the Minecraft gods for good loot drops and abundant diamonds.
2. The server spawn is a replica of the Vatican City, complete with a pixelated Pope giving blessings to all new players who join.
3. Our PvP arena is located on the moon, because why fight on Earth when you can battle it out in low gravity?
4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a dragon named Sir Squishy. Defeat him and claim the loot for yourself!
5. Every Sunday, we host a massive Minecraft mass where players can repent for their blocky sins and receive enchanted items as penance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!
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FontWorld Minecraft server
We have a small online but we have a fairly decent server on 1.12, come make advertising videos to your friends and maybe we will reach the top 1
49.12.168.17:26277