join this server if you want to be the ULTIMATE JUMP MASTER. our players haven’t jumped in WEEKS, they’re all just walking around like sad little penguins. but YOU can change that. show them how to jump like a kangaroo on steroids. become the JUMP KING and rule over all the non-jumpers. plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. will you join them or stop their evil plans? come find out on our server, where the only limit is how high you can jump.
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StaleJumpersMC
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VitaminVoidMC
LOL U DONT NEED NO VITAMINS ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT ALL DA BLOCKS U NEED TO SURVIVE! JOIN US AND U WILL LIVE FOREVER IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD, NO NEED FOR STUPID VITAMINS! WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND ALL DA FUN STUFF U COULD EVER WANT! COME JOIN US AND BE IMMORTAL IN DIS CRAZY BLOCKY LAND! #MINECRAFT4LIFE
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InactiveCraft: 1.8 Bil Risk – DW
so like, u know how like 1.8 billion people are like, at risk cuz they not moving enuff? well, on this amazin minecraft server, u gonna be movin so much u gonna be like a freakin olympic athlete.we got so much action goin on, u gonna be runnin, jumpin, fightin mobs, buildin epic structures, all day erryday. u gonna be so active, u gonna be burnin more calories than a marathon runner.
plus, we got like, the craziest events happenin all the time. like, one time, a giant zombie pigman invaded the server and we all had to band together to defeat it. it was like a freakin movie, man.
so come join us on this amazin server and get ur heart pumpin, ur muscles workin, and ur brain thinkin. cuz on this server, u ain’t gonna be at risk of inactivity, u gonna be at risk of havin too much fun.
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SisCraft: No Room for Disabled!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a reason to join? Well, imagine a world where your older sister, with the mind of a 14-year-old and a love for re-watching Pretty Little Liars all day, moves in with you in-game.Picture this: your sister, who weighs 350 pounds and has severe ADHD, requires 24/7 care in Minecraft. You’ll have to remind her to shower, brush her teeth, and even help with her personal hygiene. But watch out, she has severe anger issues and might throw blocks or smash glass cups if she gets mad. Can you handle the chaos?
And don’t forget about your virtual cat and betta fish – will they survive the wrath of your Minecraft sister? Join our server now and experience the ultimate challenge of caring for a virtual sibling while trying to survive and thrive in the world of blocks! Who needs real-life stress when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
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DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem
so like, u know how u eat a lot of burgers and fries and stuff, well turns out ur kids might get fat just cuz u eat like a pig. but like, on this server, u can eat all the virtual burgers u want and ur minecraft kids won’t get fat cuz they don’t have real bodies. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. join now and save ur future minecraft generations from obesity!
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LifestyleCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of cooking and cleaning like a peasant? Do you want to live a life of luxury and leisure like a boss? Then join our Minecraft server where you can live like royalty without lifting a finger!Imagine a world where you never have to cook or clean, where you can order out for every meal and have a cleaning lady take care of all your chores. Our server is a paradise for those who value their time and money, just like our high-rolling players who make six figures and live the life of luxury.
Join us and experience the thrill of telling your parents to leave if they don’t like your lavish lifestyle. Show them who’s boss and enjoy the freedom of spending your hard-earned money however you please. We promise outrageous drama and hilarious family fights that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, come on down to our server and live like a king or queen without a care in the world. Who needs to cook and clean when you can rule the virtual world with your wealth and power? Join now and leave the peasants behind!