We got so many crazy builds and mini games, u gonna forget all about dat pesky real world stuff. Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, shhh don’t tell anyone!
So come on down to our server and live like a king, even if ya just a peasant in real life. Let’s make Mother Nature proud (or maybe a little scared, lol)!
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can defy all the rules of healthy eating and indulge in as many McDonald’s happy meals as your heart desires. Take your time savoring every bite, because here, slow eaters are celebrated!
And if that’s not enticing enough, join our server and never worry about getting diagnosed with a major illness in your 20s. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without any health consequences. So come on in and join the fun – your taste buds will thank you!
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.
So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the world’s only talking sheep named Sir Fluffington. He’s got all the gossip on who’s building secret bases and who’s hoarding all the emeralds. Plus, he gives out free hugs to all new players (just watch out for his wool allergies).
So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and mayhem. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have your own statue made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some ring a ding baby Minecraft madness!
Join our server and experience the thrill of putting your family first, even if it means canceling a non-refundable hotel booking and disappointing your girlfriend. Who needs a weekend getaway when you can spend quality time with your mom and brother, am I right?
So come on over to our server and show your priorities are in order – family first, Minecraft second (but still pretty important). Don’t be the person who puts a weekend away over their mom’s cancer diagnosis, join us and be the hero your family needs.
Picture this: you live in a suburban Minecraft neighborhood where everyone relies on wells for water. But oh no, your neighbors’ well dried up and they come begging for your help. Will you be a good neighbor and share your precious water, or will you let them suffer in thirst?
But wait, there’s more! These neighbors have a whole farm in their Minecraft backyard, with illegal roosters driving everyone crazy. And to top it off, they even have an old lady doing a rain dance for their wells to magically open up. Can you handle the chaos and drama of living next to these virtual neighbors?
Join our server now and witness the madness unfold. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you join in on the chaos and stir up even more trouble? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. And rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and let the madness begin!
we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!
our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”
so what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! who needs a $39 billion loan for ukraine when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips!
Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!
| Features: |
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| No teleportation or warps |
| No land claiming system – we operate on a trust system |
| A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. |
| Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator |
| Diamond-based economy and shopping district |
| A world with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! |
| Events! |
Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.
Interested in joining? Apply through our Discord.
Find out more at meliosmp.com.
You can apply through our Discord server. Join the Discord server using the link provided above and follow the instructions for whitelist application.
No, we strictly enforce a no-mods, no-cheats policy on our server to maintain a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.
While there are no specific age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and follow the server rules to create a welcoming and friendly community environment.
