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  • DementiaCraft: Genes & Parenting

    DementiaCraft: Genes & Parenting
    join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy family planning system based on your previous experience with hereditary dementia! if you come from a family with a genetic risk for dementia, we have special challenges and quests for you to complete.

    but wait, there’s more! we have special parenting classes for those who want to have kids in the game. learn how to parent like a pro while building your dream minecraft world.

    come join us and experience the wacky world of hereditary dementia and family planning in minecraft like never before! who knew genetics could be so fun?

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  • JavaJoltless Minecraft SMP

    JavaJoltless Minecraft SMP
    Yo, so like, if you’re not on this Minecraft SMP, then how do you even wake up in the morning, bro? Like, this server is the ultimate wake-up call, except instead of an annoying alarm clock, it’s a creeper blowing up your house! And don’t even get me started on the coffee, man. We don’t need that stuff here, we just chug potions of swiftness and jump around like crazy fools. Join us if you wanna start your day off with a bang, literally!

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  • SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun

    SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! ðŸĪĢ🏠

    Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? ðŸ˜ą But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! ðŸĪŠðŸ’Ž

    Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! ðŸĪĢðŸ‘ū

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! ðŸĨŠðŸŒŸ #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow

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  • VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

    VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz
    come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

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  • Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

    Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros
    so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

    if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

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  • CraftyHabitBreaker

    CraftyHabitBreaker
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

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  • Fizz & Java Crafters

    Fizz & Java Crafters
    come join our minecraft server, where drinking fizzy drinks will make your character run faster than lightning! we have a secret potion that turns your character into a tea-drinking superhero, able to fly and shoot laser beams from their eyes. but beware, if you drink too much coffee, your character will start jittering uncontrollably and accidentally set fire to everything in sight. join our wacky world of beverages and see what crazy adventures await you!

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  • Tea & Apple Paradise

    Tea & Apple Paradise
    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got tea and apples fo days, fam! We ain’t just talkin’ ’bout buildin’ dope houses and slayin’ mobs, we talkin’ ’bout keepin’ yo liver healthy too!

    Imagine rollin’ through the blockz with a liver that’s 19% less likely to be all fatty and gross. Ain’t no NAFLD gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got them flavonoid-rich foods on lock.

    So come join us, where the tea flows like water and the apples are always ripe. Build, explore, and keep that liver in tip-top shape, all on the most lit Minecraft server around!

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  • CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

    CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!
    Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

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