Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!
Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!
Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our custom mods will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…long story).
Join us for epic adventures filled with explosive gum-chewing battles, where players must fight to reclaim the lost art of chewing gum from the evil Gumdrop Gang.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Gumdrop Tree, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb its sticky branches. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate gum-chewing champion?
So why has chewing gum fallen out of favor amongst the general population? Because they haven’t experienced the thrill of our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now and chew your way to victory!
Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!
Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.
And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!
Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!
Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.
But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?
Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!
Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!
Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.
So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.
So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!
| Nova Realms SMP |
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| :construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing! |
| :people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity! |
| :no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone! |
| :clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players! |
| :tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining |
| :mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends! |
| *(we are also accepting staff applications)* |
We hope to see you there!
Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team
A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.
A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!
A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.
A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.
A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.
But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)