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SoberCraft: $100K Challenge
Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions and ale in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can earn $100,000 in game currency, but the catch is you can never get drunk or high again. Say goodbye to those pesky potion effects and hello to a bank account full of virtual riches! Who needs a buzz when you’ve got a virtual mansion to build, am I right? Join now and start building your sober empire! -
NoAlcoholCraft
Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us! -
BlockBusters: SoberCraft
Are you tired of battling addictions like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and kick those bad habits to the curb like a pro gamer! Our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about your old vices. Plus, we have a secret potion in the game that magically makes all cravings disappear – just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome? Join us and start your journey to sobriety in the most epic way possible! -
BlockBusters Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting kicked out of your house for watching too much porn? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and distract yourself from those naughty videos with some good old block building and zombie slaying. Who needs porn when you have creepers exploding in your face, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can help you resist the urge to watch porn. So come on over and let us help you kick that dirty habit to the curb! -
Blocky Mile High Club: A Minecraft Server for Exploring Denver’s Virtual Twin!
Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life? Do you dream of living on the outskirts and commuting to work in style? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of city living and enjoy a peaceful commute to your virtual job.Imagine waking up in your virtual house on the outskirts of our server, surrounded by beautiful pixelated landscapes and peaceful mobs. You hop on your virtual minecart and zip through the city to your virtual office, all while dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!
Join our server now and experience the thrill of commuting within the city like never before. Who needs a car when you can ride a minecart to work? Plus, you’ll never have to worry about traffic jams or road rage again. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server!
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Smokin’ Blocks Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t resist a puff!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting a 3 pack a day smoking habit – impossible but totally worth it!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant smoking cigarettes that shoot out toxic smoke clouds. Collect cigarette butts as currency to buy epic weapons and armor to protect yourself from the secondhand smoke attacks.
But beware, if you think you can just quit this server like quitting smoking, you’re in for a surprise! Once you join, you’ll be hooked on the chaotic fun and crazy adventures that await you.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to kick the habit of boring Minecraft servers and embrace the madness of our one-of-a-kind server!
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ChunkyCraft: Where we all come together to help each other get thicc
Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be an absolute unit of a player? Well, look no further because on our server, we specialize in helping you get THICC. Our custom plugins and mini-games are designed to make you gain virtual weight faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join us and let’s get chunky together! Who needs a gym when you have our server to help you bulk up in pixels? -
Anon’s Gaming Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing the same old boring games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with dragons, unicorns, and flying pigs.But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your gaming skills to all your friends. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion of the universe!
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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing for days.Imagine fighting off creepers with nothing but a carrot, or building a house out of nothing but diamonds. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and hilarious moments that will keep you on your toes.
But that’s not all! We have special events like the Tree of Sephiroth investigation, where you’ll uncover ancient secrets and battle powerful foes. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assaults like Chesed with special armor – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!