Get ready for a wild ride in this new SMP! If you love:
Then this is the place for you!
We are in beta, so not all is done yet. But come on and check it out! Build a base, raid others, or just PVP. Just don’t forget to read the rules!
Join us at SMPwars.com and have fun!
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u see, on this server, we believe in stoppin game shame. that’s right, no judgin here for playin too much. a new study even says that playin games doesn’t affect ur life satisfaction or mental health as long as u love it. so come on over and play to ur heart’s content!
we don’t care how long u play, as long as u love it. so join us and let gaming fit into ur lifestyle in the best way possible. come on, what are u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!
So, there’s this 22-year-old chick (F) and her 29-year-old boyfriend (M), right? They’re all lovey-dovey and stuff, but here’s the kicker – the dude has TWO kids, aged between 5 and 8! And get this, the girl ain’t really into kids, like, at all. She’s more into college and outdoor adventures, ya know?
But wait, it gets even crazier! The boyfriend’s mom and grandma are bailing on him, so he’s like, “Hey, babe, let’s move in together with my kids!” And the girl is like, “Whoa, hold up, I ain’t ready to be a mom yet!”
And the boyfriend is all like, “But why are you with me if you don’t wanna be a mom to my kids?” And he’s asking her to make breakfast for the little ones and take them to school and all that jazz!
So, yeah, if you wanna escape the drama and chaos of real life, come join our Minecraft server! Who needs kids and responsibilities when you can build epic castles and mine for diamonds, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of living with sketchy characters like you’ve never seen before. From wanted men to criminal baby daddies, our server is a hotbed of excitement and chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who steals from her own family members and then tries to blame it on innocent bystanders. Will she get away with it? Only time will tell on our server.
And if that’s not enough, come for the adventure of searching for missing items like a ring light, headphones, and even a dehumidifier. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of drama, theft, and sibling rivalry like you’ve never experienced before. It’s a Minecraft world unlike any other, and it’s waiting for you to dive in and explore!
Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.
Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD DA MOST RIDICULOUS HOUSES U CAN IMAGINE. LIKE, WE’RE TALKIN’ HOUSES MADE OUT OF DIAMONDS, HOUSES SHAPED LIKE GIANT PIZZAS, HOUSES FLOATIN’ IN DA SKY. U NAME IT, WE GOT IT.
BUT DAT AIN’T ALL. WE ALSO HAVE DA CRAZIEST EVENTS. LIKE, ONCE A MONTH, WE HAVE A MASSIVE CHICKEN RACE. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. CHICKENS RACIN’ AGAINST EACH OTHER. IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, I TELL YA.
AND IF U THINK U CAN’T HANDLE DA INTENSITY OF DIS SERVER, WELL, U BETTER THINK AGAIN. WE HAVE A SPECIAL SPA AREA WHERE U CAN RELAX AND UNWIND AFTER A LONG DAY OF BUILDIN’ AND RACIN’.
SO, WHAT ARE U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST, MOST FUN-FILLED MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. U WON’T REGRET IT. TRUST ME.
Join us on this epic adventure where you can climb to new heights without the worry of dog hair in your van. Our virtual world is dog-friendly, but only in a pixelated way – no sneeze-inducing dander here!
Embark on quests with your partner and explore virtual mountains together, without the limitations of a real-life furry friend. Who needs a real dog when you can have a Minecraft wolf as your loyal companion?
Don’t let the fear of dog-related compromises hold you back – join our server and climb to victory without any allergy-induced setbacks. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual dog that won’t trigger your allergies and will be the perfect climbing buddy! 🐕🏔️
So come on, dive into our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is losing! 🎮🌟
