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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

convenience dining, culinary delights, delicious eats, fast casual dining, food on wheels, food truck, food truck culture, food truck fare, foodie favorites, FoodTruckFrenzy, gourmet food, mobile food vendors, mobile kitchen, mobile meals, on-the-go dining, roadside dining, savory dishes, street food, tasty treats, truck cuisine, unique flavors

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

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Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	167	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Crops Grown:	9624	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	9973	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crops Grown:	2554
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Animals Bred:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Towns Built:	7

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	675
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Players Killed by Monsters:	4449

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Avalon Nations SMP Overview

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

Q: Is the server cracked?

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?