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Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Emeralds Found:	7673	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9663
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Enchantments Applied:	136
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a Saturday for an h-game thread – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!

AdmireCraft: Where Steve and Herobrine team up for epic adventures!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and memes are law! Join us on a wild adventure with two legendary heroes from /pol/ – Chad Thundercock and Karen the Manager Slayer.

Chad Thundercock is known for his incredible mining skills and ability to wield a diamond sword with finesse. He once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but his bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Karen the Manager Slayer is a master builder who can construct a castle out of dirt blocks in under five minutes. She once took down an entire village of villagers who dared to raise their prices on emeralds.

Join our server and prove Karen wrong on her latest conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually a government experiment gone wrong. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the Minecraft world from impending doom? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Crafty McCraftface: Where democracy is just as chaotic as building a house in Minecraft!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Tired of being governed by a bunch of blockheads in Minecraft? Join our server where we practice direct democracy! No more waiting for someone else to make decisions for you, now you can vote on everything from building projects to server rules. Who needs a mayor when you can be the master of your own fate? Join now and let your voice be heard – unless you’re a creeper, then we don’t negotiate with terrorists.

Anime Birth Year Server: Build, Mine, and Debate the Best Anime of Your Birth Year!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crops Grown:	9442
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure that aired the year you were born! Imagine battling creepers with your favorite anime characters by your side, using their epic powers to conquer the pixelated world. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that will have you laughing and crafting for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and discover the best anime that aired the year you were born, only on our crazy Minecraft server!