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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 5989
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Villages Defended: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3808
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Towns Built: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 6023
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 127 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 4326
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Enchantments Applied: 208
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 342 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 6633
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 2843
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Farms Harvested: 444
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 132
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Votes: 6357 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 9249
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 5721
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 404 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 228
    Chimeras Created: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 3782
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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