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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

4chan, Calm, comedic portrayals, cultural perceptions, FANTASY, funny, humor, humor in media, internet culture, Minecraft, movies, Philosophical, PixelPunch, race relations, racial stereotypes, Server, Shattered, social media, societal expectations, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Items Found:	5958	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	97	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white people are so hilariously unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and unexpected twists.

Our server is like a 4chan meme come to life, where white people break all stereotypes and show their true colors in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of cheese to organizing dance parties with llamas, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because watching white people be anything but calm and philosophical will have you laughing so hard you won’t be able to stand it! Come join the fun and see just how funny white people can be in the world of Minecraft.

MovieStealer Minecraft SMP

big impact, breakout performance, breakout star, memorable character, Minecraft, Minimal character, movie character, MovieStealer, overshadowing lead, scene stealer, scene stealer tag, scene stealing performance, show stealing performance, small role, smp, standout moment, steals the movie, supporting character, supporting role, underdog actor, underrated actor, unexpected standout

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
New Chunks Explored:	974951	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9076
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the minimal character steals the show! Forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, the real MVP here is the character with the least amount of pixels. Join us for a chance to witness the most absurd and hilarious moments as the underdog takes the spotlight in every situation.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins. Will you dare to embark on this ridiculous quest and claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Redstone Retreat Minecraft Server

adult trip, aita, anniversary trip, bahamas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couple trip, Empathy, family trip, healthy sex life, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, Period, quality time, Redstone, relationship, Retreat, Server, Understanding, vacation, vacation memories, vacation sex

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things anniversary trips and vacation sex! Join us for a wild adventure filled with quality time, romantic getaways, and maybe even some in-game vacation sex (if that’s your thing)! Our community is all about making memories and having a blast, so come on over and let’s make some outrageous stories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate on our server! So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

ElderlyCareDogDilemma

caregiving, college, difficult decision, dog, elderly care, ElderlyCareDogDilemma, family, great grandma, health issues, last option, long distance, Moving, nonnegotiable, nursing home, pet owner, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, safety blanket, socializing, stress, Support

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	111	Animals Bred:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2255	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re about to embark on a journey to take care of your great grandma who has memory issues, but suddenly she changes her mind because she doesn’t like fur! What a plot twist, right? But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible – even talking animals who can convince your great grandma to change her mind again!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where the drama never ends and the laughs never stop. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the hero of the story and save the day in the most unexpected way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LottoLoserMC SMP

bad investments, BANKRUPTCY, extravagant purchases, Financial Advice, financial downfall, Financial Planning, financial ruin, Greed, irresponsible spending, lavish lifestyle, losing it all, lottery curse, LottoLoserMC, money mismanagement, poor decisions, reckless behavior, smp, squandering wealth, sudden riches, sudden wealth syndrome, wealth mismanagement, winning the lottery

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	215	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret lottery system where every time you win, you have to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And the best part? If you don’t do it within 24 hours, a horde of angry chickens will invade your base and peck you to death!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.

And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.

WishCraft: Choose Wisely!

chance, choose, consequences, Decision making, desire, Dilemma, dream, FANTASY, fate, hypothetical, imagination, MAGICAL, opportunity, Risk, uncertainty, unknown, what if, Wisely, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granting, WishCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…sort of! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable outcomes and hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to fly like a bird in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you might just sprout wings…or turn into a chicken instead!

Think you can outsmart the Ender Dragon? Good luck, because on our server, it might just challenge you to a dance-off instead.

And who knows, maybe that wish for unlimited diamonds will come true…but they might just turn out to be made of cheese instead.

So come on down to our server and make a wish, but be prepared for the unexpected. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Ukraine vs Russia Minecraft Server

Minecraft, russia, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
New Chunks Explored:	238869	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is crazier than a llama on roller skates! we got more explosions than a creeper convention and more drama than a soap opera in the nether!

join us and witness the epic battle between russia and ukraine as they fight for control of the server! watch as the death toll rises and the chaos ensues! will russia be able to fend off the incursion from ukraine? or will the tables turn and ukraine come out on top?

but wait, that’s not all! we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a rebellion against the oppressive iron golems! will they succeed in overthrowing their robot overlords? only time will tell!

so what are u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

CraftyPutin’sBorderPranks

accusations, aggression, annexation, border incursion, Conflict, CraftyPutinsBorderPranks, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, political tensions, provocation, putin, Putin vs Ukraine, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, VIOLATION

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

so, like, u know how putin is always, like, causing drama and stuff? well, he’s at it again, accusing ukraine of, like, doing some crazy border incursion. but, like, don’t worry about all that political nonsense, come join our minecraft server instead!

we have, like, the craziest adventures waiting for u! imagine building a giant statue of putin out of diamonds, or, like, starting a chicken rebellion against the evil sheep overlords. the possibilities are endless!

plus, we have the most epic pvp battles that will make u feel like a warrior in the middle of a battlefield. and, like, if u ever get bored, just jump into our lava parkour challenge and see if u can make it to the end without burning to a crisp.

so, forget about putin and his accusations, come join our minecraft server and let the fun begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

CO2Craft: From School to House

building sustainability, carbon capture technology, carbon dioxide utilization, carbon footprint reduction, carbon-neutral building materials, climate change mitigation, CO2 sequestration, CO2Craft, concrete recycling, construction innovation, eco-friendly building, environmental impact reduction, green building materials, green building solutions, green construction practices, House, innovative construction, recycled concrete blocks, Recycled materials, School, sustainable architecture, sustainable construction, Sustainable development

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, u know how buildings are made from concrete n stuff, right? well, this server is like, totally different, man. we take old concrete from a school that got wrecked and mix it with CO2 from the air to make new blocks. like, how cool is that? u can literally build a house with blocks that used to be part of a school. it’s like, recycling on a whole new level, dude. join our server and be part of the eco-friendly revolution in Minecraft. plus, who wouldn’t want to say their house was built from old school concrete? it’s like, a conversation starter for sure. come on, join us and let’s build some crazy cool stuff together!

MineCraftyGig – Minecraft Server

character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Event, genshin impact, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, perfumery, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Web Event

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	249558

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the flames of Ignition? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make Diluc jealous! Join us and experience crazy events like “Outside the Canvas, Inside the Lens: Dew-Kissed Chapter” where you’ll be taking selfies with the Hilichurls.

But wait, there’s more! Our character banners are stacked with Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – they’re ready to party with you in the pixelated world. And don’t forget about our weapon banner featuring the Verdict Claymore and the Key of Khaj-Nisut Sword – perfect for slaying Endermen and Creepers.

Oh, and did we mention our daily check-in rewards are as permanent as Steve’s blocky head? Plus, we have redeemable codes that will make you swim in Primogems like a dolphin in the ocean. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s mine, build, and have a blast together!