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Chickadee Brain Boost Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHICKADEES running around with PHD’s in spatial learning and memory!! these birds are so smart they can build you a mansion out of sticks and leaves in no time. plus, they live longer so you’ll have a loyal companion for eternity. forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got brainy birds to keep you entertained. join now for the most intellectual minecraft experience of your life! -
MineCraftTraumaLand
so like, u know how u play minecraft and sometimes u just get so stressed out cuz u keep dying and losing all ur stuff? well, this server is like therapy for ur minecraft trauma, bro. join us and let all that emotional distress melt away as u build ur dream world with ur new friends. age doesn’t matter, we all just here to have a good time and forget about our problems. come join us and let’s heal together, one block at a time. -
AgeBurst44n60Craft
join our epic minecraft server where we defy the laws of aging just like these wacky scientists! at 44, your character will suddenly turn into a baby, complete with diaper and pacifier. but wait, there’s more! at 60, you will transform into a wise old wizard with magical powers to rule the server! who needs botox when you have minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the aging process! -
Birth Buddies & Ancient Animals
OMG u gotta join dis server, cuz like, there be animals dat old as u on here! like, imagine a turtle dat was born da same day as u, but now it’s all big and wise and stuff. u can be friends with ancient animals on dis server, it’s like a time machine but with pixels and creepers. come join us and meet ur animal twin from da past, it’s gonna be epic! -
UglyDucklingsMC
come join our minecraft server where the uglier you are, the longer you live! based on a totally legit study, we guarantee that if you were rated as the least attractive in high school, you will have eternal life in our pixelated world. forget about those pesky mortality rates, join us and live forever! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures and secret dungeons that only the ugliest players can unlock. so what are you waiting for? join now and embrace your inner beauty (or lack thereof)! -
ForeverCraft
Are you tired of respawning in real life every time you die? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can respawn as many times as you want! Join us and live forever in blocky bliss. Who needs aging when you can build epic structures and battle creepers for eternity? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to discover the key to immortality. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally! -
HypochondriaCraft
Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got hypochondriasis on lock! Like, u can literally pretend to be sick all da time and no one will judge u. Plus, we got doctors in da game who can cure u with a magic potion made of diamonds and emeralds. But be careful, cuz if u pretend to be sick for too long, u might actually die in real life! It’s like a crazy social experiment, but in Minecraft. So come join us and see if u can survive longer than five years! -
75kMileMania
LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT CARS THAT CAN TAKE YOU 75,000 MILES BEFORE THEY BREAK DOWN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DRIVE AROUND IN STYLE UNTIL YOUR CAR GIVES UP ON LIFE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT MECHANICS IN THE GAME THAT CAN FIX IT UP FOR YOU! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOUR VIRTUAL BODY GIVES OUT! -
Gen7Craft: The Ultimate Minecraft Generations Experience
yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can experience like 700 generations in just one lifetime!!! like u start off as a noob and then u level up and become a pro and then u die but don’t worry u come back as a ghost and haunt all the other players muahahaha.we got crazy challenges like building a house out of diamonds or riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu. and if u win u get a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at ur enemies.
plus, we got a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters that poop out gold nuggets. and if u survive u get to ride a dragon into battle against the evil wizard who stole all the cookies in the land.
so come join our server and experience more generations than a family of rabbits on speed. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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SugarCraft: Lithium Life
HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN DIS SICK MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!