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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8682 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!
