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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4762 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!
Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!
So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!
