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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 718 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!
