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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 705 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 188 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Votes: | 3976 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!
