Join our server and you’ll be blessed with not one, but TWO X chromosomes! That’s right, double the protection, double the fun! Your cells will be so sturdy, they’ll be like a fortress against gene mutation and sickness. You’ll be living longer than a tortoise on steroids, all thanks to our magical X chromosomes.
We did a study on 229 species, and trust us, this stuff is legit. So come on over and join the party! Who needs a Y chromosome anyway? X marks the spot on this epic Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot, it’s just for show). And every full moon, we have a massive party where all the mobs come to dance and play music together.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a towering giant or a tiny pixie. No one will judge you based on your height, and you’ll never have to worry about being mocked or humiliated. Plus, you’ll have the chance to make tons of virtual money and live out your wildest fantasies without any limitations.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to endure shame and humiliation when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?
But wait, there’s more! On dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a dragon with laser eyes! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on dis server, you can team up with a talking parrot who tells jokes and gives you unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!
we got special potions and enchantments dat keep your furry friends young and healthy for eternity. no more sad goodbyes to your beloved Minecraft pets, they will be by your side forever in this server.
come join us and experience the joy of having eternal doggos in Minecraft. it’s like a dream come true for all dog lovers out there. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have immortal pups in your virtual world. let’s make Minecraft doggos great again! 🐶✨🌟
on our server, we celebrate bugs in all their creepy-crawly glory. we have giant bug statues everywhere, and you can even ride around on giant ladybugs and spiders. it’s wild, man.
join our server and help save the bugs from human hatred. plus, we have the best bug-themed minigames and challenges. it’s a buggy good time, dude. come join the fun and help save the ecosystem, one bug at a time. bug out with us, man.
| Version | 1.21 |
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Ready to Join? Click the link to apply: https://discord.gg/6gV8xPqv
| Question | Answer |
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| When does the server start? | The starting date has not been decided yet, and players can vote on it with the admins. |
| How do I join the server? | You need to apply through our Discord server. Not all applicants are accepted as we are looking for long-term, positive players. |
| What are the faction options in the server? | Players can choose from 5 frog colors, which act like factions. Each color has its own description and building style. |
| Are trolls or griefers allowed on the server? | No, we do not welcome trolls or griefers. The server aims to build a supportive and positive community. |
But that’s not all, on our server, being white gives you special powers like the ability to summon a herd of albino llamas or turn your enemies into marshmallows. Plus, our exclusive “White Power” armor set will make you invincible in battle (Disclaimer: this is a joke, please don’t take it seriously).
Join us now and experience the whitest Minecraft server in existence! Don’t miss out on the fun, because as they say, once you go white, you’ll never go back!
Imagine building a skyscraper made entirely out of diamonds, riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, or even hosting a dance party with all your favorite Minecraft YouTubers. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players compete to see who can dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfit. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
We promise a unique experience where you’ll be questioning your own identity, just like our player who is constantly mistaken for someone else. With over 22 employees in our virtual world, you never know who you’ll encounter next. Will they know your name, or will they call you something completely random?
So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs a normal gaming experience when you can have a hilarious mix-up of names and identities? Join now and let the confusion begin!
Join now and experience the thrill of hoarding all the diamonds and rare items for yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being rude for taking what you want – it’s all fair game in this cutthroat world. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just remember to say “Excuse you” and keep on looting like a boss.
So come on over to our server and show those other players who’s boss. Just like the worker at the thrift store, we’ll have your back and make sure you get the recognition you deserve for your looting skills. Don’t be afraid to be a bit of a “bitch” – it’s all part of the game!
Join our server and you’ll unlock secret abilities that will make you wish you had learned them sooner. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your Minecraft game like never before!
