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CraftyMania: Where we turn pixels into perfection & answer life’s burning questions like ‘How do I become a truly beautiful man?’

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1134
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of looking like a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to become the most beautiful man in the blocky world? Look no further, because our server has the secret to unlocking your inner beauty! Join us and you’ll be transformed into a pixelated Adonis in no time.

Our server is like a magical beauty salon for your Minecraft character. We have potions that will give you flawless skin, enchanted armor that will make you sparkle like a diamond, and cosmetic items that will make you the envy of all the other players. Say goodbye to looking like a basic Steve and hello to being a stunning Minecraft model.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most handsome players in the game. Join our community and you’ll be surrounded by gorgeous avatars who will inspire you to reach new levels of beauty. You’ll be strutting your stuff on the virtual catwalk in no time!

So if you’re ready to become the most beautiful man in Minecraft, join our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Who needs diamonds when you can shine brighter than the sun?

Pixelated Pandemonium: Life’s a Blur 2016

2016, BLUR, busy, chaotic, constant motion, exhaustion, fast-moving, Fast-paced, hectic, hectic schedule, Life, Lifes, never ending, nonstop, overwhelmed, OVERWHELMING, Pandemonium, pixelated, rapid changes, stress, time flies, Time management, WHIRLWIND

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mines Excavated:	1084
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Life has been a complete blur since 2016, but on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Join us for epic battles with zombie llamas and creeper chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own fortress made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive unicorn villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And don’t forget to visit the disco cave where the party never stops and the music is always blasting.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, your life will never be the same after stepping foot on our server!

ChickensInSpace: A Minecraft Server for Questioning Life’s Mysteries like ‘why are women so unhealthy?’

bumble dates, cancelling plans, ChickensInSpace, colds, immune system, Lifes, menstruation, Minecraft, Mysteries, napping, Questioning, Server, Sickness, Unhealthy, Women, Women’s Health, women’s health challenges, women’s health issues, women’s health misconceptions, women’s health patterns, women’s immune health, women’s immune response, women’s immune system, women’s immune weakness, women’s napping habits, women’s sickness, women’s wellness, women’s wellness concerns

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as women’s health? Look no further, because our server is just like dating – you never know what you’re gonna get! Join us for a rollercoaster of a time as we navigate through the mysterious world of women’s immune systems!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll think you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of canceled dates and naps at all hours of the day. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with the drama! And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why women are always getting sick.

So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only thing you can count on is the unpredictability of women’s health. Who needs stability when you can have chaos, right? See you there, if you can stay awake!

MineCraftyExcuse

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	886563
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

Adventures, Bidens, BoomTown, explosive

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Star Shards Collected:	220
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1744	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accurate, clairvoyant, eerie, foreboding, gut feeling, gut instinct, gut reaction, GutFeelingGamer, Instincts, instinctual knowledge, intuition, intuition is always right, intuitive hunch, Minecraft, Mysterious, premonition, psychic, sixth sense, smp, strange, trust your gut, Uncanny, Unexplainable

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	93
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Votes:	6976	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!