SlowlyCraft – Life’s Pointlessness

acceptance, acceptance of fate, contemplation, death, Deep thinking, existentialism, inevitability, leisurely pace, life’s pointlessness, Lifes, mortality, patience, philosophy, pointlessness, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, slow movement, slow pace, SlowlyCraft, snails, turtles, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1437
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Towns Built:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

join our epic minecraft server where snails and turtles rule the land! why, you ask? because they understand the meaning of life and take it slow, just like our server!

imagine building your dream house at a snail’s pace, knowing that it’s not about the destination but the journey. and who knows, maybe you’ll find a wise old turtle to give you life advice as you mine for diamonds.

plus, our server is so chill that even creepers have taken up yoga and meditation to find inner peace before exploding. so come join us and embrace the slow life, because in the end, we’re all just snails and turtles in a vast minecraft world.

CraftingCashGrab

conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftingCashGrab, designer brands, extravagant purchases, fashion fads, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, impulse purchases, lavish lifestyles, Luxury items, materialism, overpriced products, peer pressure, social expectations, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Votes:	5115	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you won’t regret spending all your hard-earned diamonds on virtual pixelated items that serve absolutely no purpose in real life. But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a shiny new diamond pickaxe, right?

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.

So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!

Deez Vultures Raiding People in a Funny way: Pranks & Fails

#CashPrize, activeplayers, Auctionhouse, ClassicServers, Community, deez, Discord, Economy, Factions, Fails, funny, Gaming, MapReset, Minecraft, Nop2w, ObbyBreaker, people, pranks, PvP, Raiding, RankUpgrades, semi anarchy, Silkspawners, Timebasedranks, TopFaction, Votecrates, Vultures

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/cristalix-crypto-city-completed-the-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview and FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	Play.DVRaids.Win
Description	We are a new Factions – PvP – Raiding server that emphasizes core gameplay with no unfair advantages from donation ranks.
Rank Progression	Rookie = 10Hrs => Member = 48Hrs => Hero = 100Hrs => Champion = ??? (More to come)

Features

1.20.1+ Compatible
AuctionHouse
SilkSpawners
ObbyBreaker
VoteCrates (No p2w gambling crates)
More

At the end of the map reset (TBD), we will feature a cash prize for the top faction on the server (/f top money).

Our Discord server is linked to our Minecraft server for ease of access to chat with members whilst away.

Come by and give it a try!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with version 1.20.1+?	Yes, the server is compatible with version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there unfair advantages from donation ranks?	No, all rank upgrades are based on time spent on the server.
Is there a cash prize for the top faction?	Yes, at the end of the map reset, there will be a cash prize for the top faction.
Is there a Discord server linked to the Minecraft server?	Yes, our Discord server is linked for easy communication with members.

-Dee

Crafty North America Minecraft Server

adult content, America, arousal, Canada, Climax, Crafty, Cum, desire, Erotic, explicit content, FANTASY, forbidden fruits, INTIMATE, late night edition, mexico, Minecraft, Naughty, north, North America, passionate, Pleasure, Sensual, Server, sexual content, Usa

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	53
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	597

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is like a caffeine-infused energy drink for your gaming experience! Join us for late-night shenanigans and wild adventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what time it is.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offered to be their personal bodyguard. The chicken, who we lovingly named Sir Clucks-a-Lot, followed the player around and protected them from any danger. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a field full of sheep grooving to the beat of the music, with fireworks exploding in the sky above. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky characters and wild events you’ll encounter next? One thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again!

SMPBryanSlayer – >Ends Bryan’s career with a guitar… in Minecraft SMP

Bryan Danielson, Bryan’s career, Bryans, career, career ending, dramatic, dramatic exit, emotional, Entertainment, Finale, gtends, guitar, guitar attack, guitar shot, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Retirement, scripted, Shocking.., smp, SMPBryanSlayer, Sports Entertainment, Storyline, unexpected, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1835

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and unexpected twists. Need a reason to join? Well, how about the time we ended Bryan’s career with a guitar shot in-game? Yeah, that’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level here. Who knew a virtual guitar could be so deadly? So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few guitar shots), then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

MotherInLawGriefGone

Boundaries, career, children, Communication, compromise, decision, family, Father, financial trouble, Guilt, husband, in-laws, Loss, mother-in-law, MotherInLawGriefGone, Obligations, Prioritizing, Relocation, sentimental attachment, Support

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where you can experience the ultimate family feud showdown!

Picture this: You log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your virtual husband and father-in-law. Your husband wants to stay with his dad to support him after the tragic loss of his mom, while you’re trying to convince him to come back home to prioritize your family. Who will he choose? Will your virtual kids be torn between their two virtual dads? The drama is real, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Help your father-in-law navigate through financial troubles, emotional dependency, and stubbornness all while building the Minecraft house of his dreams. Will he finally agree to move in with you or will he cling to his sacred space forever? The suspense is killing us!

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, tough decisions, and virtual family bonding like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

CraftyJailTime30

30 Years, arrest, authoritarianism, Calls, Corruption, CraftyJailTime30, Dictatorship, González, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, machado, Maduro, opposition, Politics, protest, Régime, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	267
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of maduro and have crazy pvp battles with machado and gonzález! we have dungeons filled with llamas and treasure chests full of emeralds! if you don’t join, maduro will personally come to your house and make you eat rotten potatoes for 30 years! so come join now or face the wrath of maduro’s potato army!

EndlessWorld – Vanilla Minecraft Server

Calm, Cozy, Development, Discord, EndlessWorld, Enjoy, Minecraft, Relax, Server, SURVIVE, Vanilla, vk

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Hello, Buddy! Welcome to the cozy and calm Minecraft server – EndlessWorld (Version 1.7.10). This is where you can relax, survive, and mostly ENJOY! All information: VK – https://vk.com/endless_mc, DISCORD – (under development…)

185.9.145.8:25773

Grasshopper SMP: Where Grass Actually Hops! 🌱🦗

Community-Curated Modpack., Curseforge, Donations, Economy restrictions, Enhancements, fabric mods, GRASS, Grasshopper, Griefing, Hops, inclusive environment, locked chests, Minecraft, modpacks, Player Base, Ranks, rp, Server, server ip, smp, stealing, Vanilla-Inspired Gameplay, Vanilla-like feel, Voting, world border

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crops Grown:	6185	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Grasshopper SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information	Links
Server IP	grasshopper.mcserv.fun
Discord	discord.gg/eqXNZfMhqV
Modpack	Grasshopper SMP Pack

Overview:

Hop into Grasshopper SMP, a community-driven Fabric Minecraft server where your voice shapes the modpack! Join us and help build an amazing community!

What Makes Grasshopper SMP Special:

Community-Curated Modpack: Regularly updated based on community suggestions.
Vanilla-Inspired Gameplay: Uses Fabric mods for enhancements while maintaining a vanilla-like feel.
Welcoming Community: Passionate about creating a fun and inclusive environment.
Freedom to Play Your Way: No locked chests, economy restrictions, world border, donations, voting, or ranks!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for more information.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the modpack?

A: Absolutely! We encourage community suggestions for mod additions and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to protect against griefing and stealing outside of roleplay scenarios. Our community values respect and cooperation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP provided above or joining our Discord for more information and updates.

EndGoal Minecraft Server

#endgoal, #Intention, achieving goals, aim, AMBITION, aspiration, desired outcome, end goal, final destination, goal achievement, goal attainment, goal oriented, goal planning, goal-driven, goal-oriented mindset, goal-setting, Minecraft, Objective, purpose, reaching goals, Server, Target, ultimate objective

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because on our server, the end goal is to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks! Why, you ask? Because legend has it that whoever completes this majestic llama monument will be granted the power to control all the llamas in the game and ride them into battle against the evil mobs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for being the ultimate chicken knight!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on wild adventures, crazy challenges, and ridiculous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

SupermanCraft SMP – QBGamer

athlete, athletic ability, biggest fraud, championship game, Competition, football, fraud, Game Strategy, High School Football, QBGamer, Quarterback, smp, sports, sports commentary, sports debate, sports fans, Sportsmanship, state championship, Superman, SupermanCraft, team player, Underdog, winning mentality

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and you might just find yourself teaming up with Superman himself as your quarterback in epic Minecraft football matches. But beware, even with Superman on your team, you still might not be able to win the state championship! Is he the biggest fraud in sports? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay moments.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have a blast, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets about your favorite superheroes, then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP today!

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