LiFePO4 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaltyBatteries vs. LithiumLords

18650, 26700, cells, Commercial, commercial cells, comparable, comparison, energy comparison, Evaluation, higher energy, LiFePO4, lithium-ion, lithium-ion cells, LithiumLords, Results, SaltyBatteries, sodium-ion, sodium-ion cells, sodium-ion cells evaluation, specific energy, specific energy comparison, well-established

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	4079
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

so, liek, u know how u always playin’ minecraft and u run outta juice for ur tools and weapons and stuff? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems, cuz we got dem sodium-ion cells dat give u CRAZY energy levels for all ur block breakin’ needs!

u won’t believe it, but dese cells are even BETTER than da regular lithium-ion ones! dey got more energy and dey last longer, so u can mine and build for HOURS without runnin’ outta power!

join dis server and u’ll be breakin’ blocks faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house! trust me, u won’t wanna play on any other server once u experience da power of our sodium-ion cells! it’s gonna be LIT, literally!

ExBlockProbs – It’s Not My Prob!

accident, Breakup, crying, DAUGHTER, ex boyfriend, ExBlockProbs, Girlfriend, ground, Hostile, hurting, insults, numb, prob, RETALIATION, Settled, shoulder to cry on, smashed phone, stepmom, Threats, tirade

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with any teenage drama queens like Tia. Our server is Tia-free guaranteed!

Tired of dealing with bratty kids who think they can break your stuff and get away with it? On our server, we don’t tolerate any of that nonsense. If someone tries to pull a Tia on you, they’ll be banned faster than you can say “creeper.”

Join now and experience a world where you can build and explore without any Tia-like interruptions. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our admins are always here to lend an ear (just don’t be a Tia about it).

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

Agony, burning pain, Chronic pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Minecraft, pain experience, pain management, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainfulPixels, physical discomfort, physical pain, severe pain, sharp pain, shooting pain, smp, stabbing pain, Suffering, throbbing pain, unbearable pain, worst pain, worst physical pain

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Items Found:	7801
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, but it was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, I found this secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all my enchanted gear, I was screaming like a little baby!

But seriously, this server is so lit, you gotta join us and experience all the crazy shenanigans that happen on the daily. Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is so friendly and always willing to help out. So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

CuddleCraftMC

alone, comfort, Companionship, coping mechanisms, CUDDLE, CuddleCraftMC, Emotional support, human touch, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, longing, mental health, physical connection, reddit, self compassion, self love, self soothing, self-care, urge, yearning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you crave human interaction but all you have is your trusty pickaxe and a bunch of pixelated animals? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to cuddle with a blocky sheep again – unless that’s your thing, no judgment here. Our community is full of friendly players who are just as desperate for human touch as you are. So come on, join us and let’s build a world together where loneliness is just a distant memory. Who needs real-life friends when you have a bunch of virtual strangers to hang out with, am I right?

CraftyInflation9.5

central bank, consumer prices, CPI, CraftyInflation9.5, DECEMBER, economic indicators, economic trends, Economy, finance, financial news, inflation, inflation rate, interest rates, macroeconomics, monetary policy, price index, rising prices, russia, Russian economy, statistics

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Night Skies:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7681
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	112403	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the inflation rate is as high as 9.5% in december! it’s like a rollercoaster of prices going up and down, just like your emotions when playing minecraft.

we have crazy events like the “inflation party” where everything in the game costs 10 times more than usual. it’s a wild ride, just like trying to survive in the russian economy.

join us for a unique and unpredictable experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the virtual bank. who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun instead? come join us now!

Nano Brain Stimulation – Reverse Parkinson’s

Brain, brain disorders, brain stimulation, Deep Brain Stimulation, Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, Nano, nanoparticle, Nanoparticles, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurostimulation, neurotechnology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, stimulation, Therapy, Treatment, wireless, wireless technology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	524	Falling into the Void:	0

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Eternal Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, achievement, Adulthood, adulting, celebration, children, comparison, Cultural differences, Daily Reminder, Decision making, ETERNAL, Expectations, Experience, family, financial interests, Jews, Maturity, Quests, RESPONSIBILITY, self-explanatory, societal norms, success, upbringing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	72	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	100	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Join our Minecraft server and level up your adulting skills at the age of 13! Celebrate your adulthood with us and make important decisions for your virtual family. By the time you turn 18, you’ll have FIVE YEARS of experience under your belt, making you more successful than those who were told they were children until 18. Don’t be a noob in real life, join us and become a pro at adulting in Minecraft! It’s self-explanatory, duhhh…

GFsMidnightCall Minecraft Server

Apology, bad partner, car towed, cold shoulder, Communication, emergency, emergency contact, fine payment, GFsMidnightCall, gym, midnight phone call, Minecraft, missed calls, relationship, Reliability, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleeping through, Sympathy, Trust, trustworthiness, urban area, vibrate mode

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1425
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car tow emergencies like the poor soul in this story! Join us and never worry about your car disappearing while you’re working out at the gym (unless a creeper blows it up, but that’s a different story).

Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly without fear of missing any calls from your significant other in distress. And if you do happen to miss a call, don’t worry – we won’t judge you or give you the cold shoulder like some people do in real life.

Join us for a grand adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any relationship drama getting in the way. And hey, if you ever need a ride to the tow yard, just ask in the chat – we’ve got plenty of players willing to help out (for a small fee of diamonds, of course).

So come on over and join our server, where the only emergencies you’ll face are running out of torches in a dark cave or accidentally falling into a pit of lava. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any angry partners blaming you for their car getting towed!

StayAtHomeHubbyCraft

Chores, cleaning, Communication, division of labor, Expectations, household responsibilities, Housekeeping, Marriage, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, stay at home duties, stay at home husband, stay at home mom, stay at home parent, stay-at-home dad, StayAtHomeHubbyCraft, Toddler, working from home, working full-time

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Animals Bred:	130	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our creeper explosions is the drama in our players’ virtual lives! Join now for a chance to escape the real world, where husbands like “Jack” are more interested in playing video games than cleaning the house.

On our server, you can create your own virtual spouse who actually helps with chores and doesn’t blame you for the mess. Build your dream home without the fear of it turning into a virtual pigsty, unlike poor OP’s real-life situation.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter virtual arguments about who should be doing more around the house, but at least you can laugh it off knowing it’s all just a game. So come join us and escape the madness of reality, one block at a time!

FutureCraft SMP

21st century, advancement, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Cutting Edge, Cybernetics, digital age, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic, high-tech, innovation, Internet of Things, machine learning, Modernization, progress, robotics, Science, smp, space exploration, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	6984	Dragon Eggs Found:	1350
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m playing on. It’s like, so futuristic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s wild. And the best part? The admin is a literal wizard who can summon rainbows on command. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more. The spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out diamonds every hour. And if you find the secret underground bunker, you can ride a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the PvP battles? It’s like Hunger Games meets The Matrix, but with llamas wearing top hats. You gotta see it to believe it, man.

So yeah, if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and experience the future firsthand, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

BlockyPayDay

10. Income equality, 11. Job equality, 12. Career aspirations, 13. Job satisfaction, 14. Career paths, 15. Job opportunities, 16. Job market, 17. Career satisfaction, 18. Career development, 19. Work preferences, 2. Job satisfaction, 20. Job fulfillment., 3. Career choices, 4. Passion for work, 5. dream job, 6. Career fulfillment, 7. Work-life balance, 8. Job preferences, 9. Professional fulfillment, BlockyPayDay, equal pay

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the real world where your job determines your worth? Well, on our Minecraft server, all players are equal and all jobs pay the same – in diamonds! That’s right, whether you’re a farmer, a builder, or even a professional sheep shearer, you’ll be rolling in shiny diamonds in no time.

Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie pigmen riding giant spiders!

If you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even try your luck at the annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where players compete to see who can stay on the dragon’s back the longest. The winner gets bragging rights and a chest full of rare loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living the high life as a diamond-rich adventurer!