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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9689 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 304 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3444 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
