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Chemical Gut Impairment: The Minecraft Server

Chemical, chemical exposure, chronic disease, digestive system, disease prevention, environmental health, environmental toxins, Gut, gut health, gut microbiome, Hazardous substances, health effects, health risks, immune system, impairment, Lifelong illness, long-term effects, Minecraft, occupational exposure, occupational health., preventative measures, public health, Server, toxic chemicals, Toxicity

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	521963
Holy Grails Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Animals Bred:	133	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, you wanna join dis server cuz we got da craziest shizz goin’ on! We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, our admin once accidentally turned himself into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a pack of wolves. True story, bro. So come join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Plus, our regular chemical exposure will give you superpowers like never before. Trust me, your gut health will never be the same again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

TallTunes Minecraft Server

active concert goer, aita, Atlanta, close to the stage, Concert, concert etiquette, first come first serve, floor space, Frustration, Justified, Masquerade-Heaven, Minecraft, opinion, pushing past, Server, shorter girls, standing room, Tall, TallTunes, UNCOMFORTABLE, Venue

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!

Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!

Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!

So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!

NoWifeNoDriveMC

arguments, CAR, Communication, compromise, consequences, Driving, DUI, home, License, Marriage, nagging, NoWifeNoDriveMC, Power Trip, progress, public transportation, REINSTATEMENT, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, Uber, work

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Void Gems Collected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crops Grown:	6722	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	8937
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

HospitalHaunts

BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Ghostly, Haunted, Healthcare, Hospital, HospitalHaunts, Medical, Paranormal, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, unexplained, unsettling, unsettling atmosphere, UNUSUAL

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Epic House Doctor Server

brilliant.., British, crossover, Doctor, Doctor Who, Drama, Epic, fan favorite, FANTASY, Hospital, House, Hugh Laurie, iconic, long-running, medical drama, sarcastic, science fiction, Server, Tardis, time travel, tv show, Witty

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Votes:	2075	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2957

so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

biological discovery, cell discovery, cell potential, cell research, cell therapy, EndoMac, EndoMac progenitors, Future, future of medicine, generation, medical advancement, medical innovation, Mice, Minecraft, new type of cell, progenitors, regenerative medicine, scientific breakthrough, scientists, stem cells, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue repair, Unique abilities

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

Antagonist, battle, Conflict, Dark, death, Destruction, Evil, FANTASY, Fiction, Heartless, Killed, Loss, millions, Minecraft, murder, power, Protagonist, Server, She killed millions, Story, Tragedy, Unversed, Vengeance, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

Blu-rays, BOUGHT, Box Sets, Collections, collectors edition, discuss, DVDs, film buffs, funhouse, Home Theater, Kino, limited edition, Media, movie library, movie marathon, Movie Nights, movies, packaging, Physical, physical media, smp, special features, tv shows, Watched

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Potions Brewed:	132	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉