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Scout Beans

1.20.6, Anarchy, Community, Economy, Foreigners’ Purity Vanilla, Fun, Grief, Lifelessness, minecraft server, No bans, no censorship, no cheats, No Rules, PREMIUM SERVER, PvP, Scout Beans, Survival, Toxicity-free, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Scout Bean Survival Anarchy Server Anarchy experience without bans or cheats (only kicks), like in Foreigners’ Purity Vanilla. You will never be banned for what you say (but if you get sued, it’s none of our business) Grief serbest Toxicity Free Lifelessness is free VERSION: 1.20.6 IT IS A PREMIUM SERVER, YOU CANNOT ENTER WITH A PIRATED GAME

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SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	New Chunks Explored:	799081
Dimension Hops:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mines Excavated:	1977	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crops Grown:	1220

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	50
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	2513
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5451	Crops Grown:	5164
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Alien Abductions:	3
Crops Grown:	6419	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchantments Applied:	136	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!