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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8423 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3812 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
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