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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5851 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
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