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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8778 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Votes: | 8083 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3124 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
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