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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6759 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
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