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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5078 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
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