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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8179 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
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