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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6191 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 127 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 229 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
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