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  • PoolPeepingSteve

    PoolPeepingSteve
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

    Reasons to join our server:
    – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job
    – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care
    – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe
    – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

    So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

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  • TipsyTavern Minecraft Server

    TipsyTavern Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any drunk middle-aged women trying to hit on your niece! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and funny moments.

    Imagine building your dream castle while dodging unwanted advances from strangers – only on our server! You’ll have to navigate through tricky situations like dealing with lifeguards who don’t speak English and reporting inappropriate behavior to security.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you and validate your actions, no matter how crazy they may seem. And hey, who knows, you might even come across a player with a distinguishable tattoo and diabetes ports – now that’s a rare find!

    So come on, join us on this wild journey where you’ll learn valuable life lessons like how to handle drunk people at a water park and the importance of showing restraint, even when you want to beat someone to the ground. See you in the game, where anything can happen!

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  • CousinDrownDrama

    CousinDrownDrama
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy experience like no other! Just like the time I (14F) was swimming in a pool with my cousin (9F) who tried to drown me for no reason at all! But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where drowning is not allowed (unless it’s in diamonds, of course).

    We have a children’s section in our server, just like the pool, but don’t be fooled – things can get deep real quick. And if you ever find yourself in trouble, our non-lifeguard lady will swoop in to save the day, just like in real life (minus the drowning part).

    So come join us and let out all your frustrations by building epic structures and battling it out with other players. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be drowning in is fun! (No cousins allowed, though)

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  • FoodPoolFiasco

    FoodPoolFiasco
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never eat inside the pool! We once had a player who dared to break this sacred rule, and let’s just say things got wild. The pool company was called, photos were taken, and chaos ensued. But don’t worry, we’ve got it all on camera for your viewing pleasure.

    Join us for a truly unforgettable experience filled with rule-breaking, poolside drama, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a boring old rulebook when you can have this kind of entertainment? So come on in, grab a snack (just not in the pool), and let the madness begin!

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  • AutisticHotTubDrama

    AutisticHotTubDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even young autistic players are welcome to join the hot tub party! Our hot tub is so hot, it’s like swimming in lava (but don’t worry, it’s safe for kids as long as they don’t stay in too long). Just like the lifeguard in this story, we care about your safety and well-being, even if it means kicking you out of the hot tub for your own good. Join us for a wild time where even the craziest pool rules are broken for the sake of fun and adventure!

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  • PoolPartyPwnage

    PoolPartyPwnage
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get sucked into a vortex and end up in this crazy server where all the adults are hanging out by the public pool jets. And guess what? They’re not even swimming, they’re just chilling there, sipping on potions and chatting about the meaning of life.

    But here’s the best part – they invite you to join them! They’re like, “Hey, come hang out with us and build some epic underwater bases while we debate whether creepers are secretly plotting to take over the world.” And you’re just like, “HECK YEAH, sign me up!”

    So now you’re part of this wacky community where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. You’ll go on crazy adventures, battle giant squids, and maybe even uncover the secret conspiracy of the chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pigs as the rulers of the server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding sheep, then come join us at [Server Name]! Who knows what kind of absurd shenanigans you’ll get into next.

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  • CheekyCraft: No Pool Rules!

    CheekyCraft: No Pool Rules!
    Are you tired of being told what you can and can’t wear at the pool? Do you want to swim in peace without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can wear whatever pixelated bathing suit you want without any lifeguards telling you to cover up!

    We don’t have any rules about PDA because, well, it’s Minecraft. You can build a virtual pool with your virtual husband and splash around all you want without anyone batting an eye. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of social anxiety and will never judge you for your choice of swimwear.

    So leave the real world drama behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your pool. Join us now and swim your worries away!

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