lifeguard – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PoolPeepingSteve
age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.
Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool
So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

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TipsyTavern Minecraft Server
anger, Boundaries, Confrontation, drunk behavior, drunk woman, high social anxiety, Inappropriate Behavior, lifeguard, Minecraft, people pleaser, personal space, ptsd, Report, Respect, restraint, SECURITY, Server, social anxiety, threatening, TipsyTavern, validation, water park
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any drunk middle-aged women trying to hit on your niece! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and funny moments.
Imagine building your dream castle while dodging unwanted advances from strangers – only on our server! You’ll have to navigate through tricky situations like dealing with lifeguards who don’t speak English and reporting inappropriate behavior to security.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you and validate your actions, no matter how crazy they may seem. And hey, who knows, you might even come across a player with a distinguishable tattoo and diabetes ports – now that’s a rare find!
So come on, join us on this wild journey where you’ll learn valuable life lessons like how to handle drunk people at a water park and the importance of showing restraint, even when you want to beat someone to the ground. See you in the game, where anything can happen!

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CousinDrownDrama
almost drowned, anger, Apology, Breath, children, children’s section, Confrontation, cousin, CousinDrownDrama, deep pool, drowning, family, forgiveness, ignoring, Incident, lifeguard, mad, passing out, safety vest, swimming, Water
Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy experience like no other! Just like the time I (14F) was swimming in a pool with my cousin (9F) who tried to drown me for no reason at all! But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where drowning is not allowed (unless it’s in diamonds, of course).
We have a children’s section in our server, just like the pool, but don’t be fooled – things can get deep real quick. And if you ever find yourself in trouble, our non-lifeguard lady will swoop in to save the day, just like in real life (minus the drowning part).
So come join us and let out all your frustrations by building epic structures and battling it out with other players. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be drowning in is fun! (No cousins allowed, though)

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FoodPoolFiasco
food in pool, FoodPoolFiasco, lifeguard, pool behavior, pool company, pool confrontation, pool disrespect, pool enforcement, pool etiquette, pool incident, pool management, pool policy, pool regulations, pool rules, pool safety, pool surveillance, pool video evidence, pool violation
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never eat inside the pool! We once had a player who dared to break this sacred rule, and let’s just say things got wild. The pool company was called, photos were taken, and chaos ensued. But don’t worry, we’ve got it all on camera for your viewing pleasure.
Join us for a truly unforgettable experience filled with rule-breaking, poolside drama, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a boring old rulebook when you can have this kind of entertainment? So come on in, grab a snack (just not in the pool), and let the madness begin!

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AutisticHotTubDrama
autism, autism awareness, autistic child, AutisticHotTubDrama, children, Guilt, hot tub, hot tub dangers, lifeguard, lifeguard responsibilities, Meltdown, nonverbal, Pool, pool policies, pool regulations, pool safety, restrictions, rules, Safety, Siblings, supervision
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even young autistic players are welcome to join the hot tub party! Our hot tub is so hot, it’s like swimming in lava (but don’t worry, it’s safe for kids as long as they don’t stay in too long). Just like the lifeguard in this story, we care about your safety and well-being, even if it means kicking you out of the hot tub for your own good. Join us for a wild time where even the craziest pool rules are broken for the sake of fun and adventure!

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PoolPartyPwnage
activities, Adults, Awareness, children, Community, Kids, leisure, lifeguard, Monitoring, parents, pool jets, PoolPartyPwnage, poolside, public pool, Recreation, Safety, socializing, Summer, supervision, swimming, water play
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get sucked into a vortex and end up in this crazy server where all the adults are hanging out by the public pool jets. And guess what? They’re not even swimming, they’re just chilling there, sipping on potions and chatting about the meaning of life.
But here’s the best part – they invite you to join them! They’re like, “Hey, come hang out with us and build some epic underwater bases while we debate whether creepers are secretly plotting to take over the world.” And you’re just like, “HECK YEAH, sign me up!”
So now you’re part of this wacky community where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. You’ll go on crazy adventures, battle giant squids, and maybe even uncover the secret conspiracy of the chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pigs as the rulers of the server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding sheep, then come join us at [Server Name]! Who knows what kind of absurd shenanigans you’ll get into next.

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CheekyCraft: No Pool Rules!
army base, Bottoms, cheeky bathing suit, CheekyCraft, conservative swimsuit, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, family friendly, inappropriate, lifeguard, pda, Pool, public pool, recreation swimming, ruffle bikini bottom, rules, shade shore, social anxiety, swimsuit, Target, thong
Are you tired of being told what you can and can’t wear at the pool? Do you want to swim in peace without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can wear whatever pixelated bathing suit you want without any lifeguards telling you to cover up!
We don’t have any rules about PDA because, well, it’s Minecraft. You can build a virtual pool with your virtual husband and splash around all you want without anyone batting an eye. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of social anxiety and will never judge you for your choice of swimwear.
So leave the real world drama behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your pool. Join us now and swim your worries away!

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Witch Watch 181 Minecraft SMP
action, Adventure, Comic, digital manga, FANTASY, japanese manga, Magic, Manga, manga chapter, manga online, MANGA Plus, manga reader, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, Mystery, ongoing manga, Phantom Blaze, shueisha, smp, Supernatural, watch, webcomic, witch, Witch Watch
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers descends upon you, only to be saved by a group of players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about the time when a player built an entire rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, only to have them land in a pool of lava? Yeah, that actually happened.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc, and a legendary player known only as “The Phantom Blaze” who can summon lightning strikes at will.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?
#gamer, Minecraft, Server, Typical
Typical Gamer is a popular Canadian YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gaming content. He rose to fame for his dynamic personality, entertaining commentary, and skillful gameplay across a variety of video games. With millions of subscribers and followers, Typical Gamer has become one of the most prominent figures in the online gaming community.

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Enchald LOTR server Minecraft
Adventure, anti cheat, armor, Dungeons, Enchald, Events, Factions, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, Lotr, middle earth, Minecraft, Mo’ Creatures, Quests, Ranks, reputation, Resources, Rewards, RP story, Twilight Forest, Updates, weapons
Enchald LOTR – start your adventure!
Immerse yourself in the atmosphere of Middle-earth, inspired by the works of J.R.R. Tolkien. Travel through the open world, join factions, increase your reputation and ranks. Collect resources, craft unique sets of armor and weapons, create your own RP story, go through difficult dungeons with friends and complete exciting quests.Our server offers:
✨ frequent events;
❤️ rewards for activity;
⚔️ military-political intrigues;
❤️ exclusive content and stable launcher with anti-cheat;
✨ regular updates with new mechanics, unique animals, rare artifacts and exquisite faction equipment.
The quality and comfort of the game have already been appreciated by hundreds of players. Join us and become a part of Enchald LOTR history! ? Are you looking for training videos about Enchald LOTR on YouTube and RuTube?

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
Babes, blocky, Fuckable Faces Morning Face Fuck Sexy Seductive Sensual Passionate Erotic Intimate Naughty Lustful Desire Pleasure Tempting Alluring Sultry Provocative Arousing Irresistible Longing, Minecraft, Server
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – morning face fuck! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking players. Get ready to be trolled like never before!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?
3. Our custom-built roller coaster will have you screaming with delight as you zoom past giant spiders and lava pits. Just make sure to hold onto your diamond armor!
4. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Hop on a bacon-powered pig and soar through the skies like a true pork-loving superhero.
5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of our server’s ocean. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all the land?
So what are you waiting for? Join morning face fuck today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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/ita/ – il filo Minecraft SMP
colonialismo, cultura, discriminazione, edizione macchina, Filo, il filo, ITA, Italia, letteratura, liberta, lotta, Minecraft, negro, oppressione, Política, potere, razzismo, resistenza, schiavitù, smp, sottomissione, Storia, umanità
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer the most technologically advanced features like the “edizione macchina di sottomissione del negro”! Don’t worry, it’s not as intense as it sounds – it’s just a fancy way of saying we have a super cool machine that helps you dominate the game.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu (yes, that actually happened). Our community is full of crazy characters, like the guy who built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun (RIP castle).
But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house just waiting to be found. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig, because the race to find the treasure is on!
So come join us for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the real masters of sottomissione around here!

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Eagle Theft Minecraft Server
Cultural preservation, cultural theft, eagle, eagle sculptures, Eagles, Germans, germany, historical theft, looted artifacts, Minecraft, national symbols, nazi, repatriation, Server, Stole, stolen art, stolen heritage, stolen history, stolen treasures, Symbolism, theft, War Crimes, World War 2
Are you tired of those sneaky Germans stealing your eagles? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have an army of pixelated eagles ready to protect your precious loot! Join us and witness epic battles between players riding eagles and German invaders trying to snatch them away. It’s a wild ride filled with feathers, fury, and lots of laughs. So come on over and show those Germans who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

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Her Plan Minecraft SMP
#Intention, Agenda, Calculated, Clever, Conspiracy, control, Crafty, Cunning, Deception, Manipulation, mastermind, Minecraft, orchestration, Plan, Plot, scheme, secret, Sly, smp, strategy, Tactics, worry
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world full of craziness. Creepers riding pigs, villagers throwing parties, and even a chicken who could speak in rhymes. But that’s not all – there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!
But don’t worry, it’s all part of Her plan. Who is Her, you ask? Well, no one really knows, but some say she’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of our Minecraft world. Join us and unravel the mysteries of Her plan, or just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Just remember, it’s all part of Her plan.

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Game Changer Minecraft Server
changer, Game, game achievement, game design, game development, game enhancement, game enjoyment, game excellence, game hacks, game improvement, game mastery, game perfection, game rating, game satisfaction, Game strategies, game success, game techniques, game tips, game tricks, Minecraft, Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that make your game a measly 5/10? Well, look no further because our server will make your game a whopping 10/10! How, you ask? Well, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and even teach you how to ride pigs like a pro. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you diamonds for cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!

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Minecraft SMP: POV: Your Steam Deck
Deck, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming device, gaming experience, Gaming hardware, gaming innovation, gaming on the go, gaming peripherals, gaming technology, handheld console, handheld gaming device, Minecraft, PC Gaming, portable gaming, POV, smp, Steam, Steam Deck, Steam library, Steam Platform, valve
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is home to a community of wacky players who are always up for a good time.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him?
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server
1835, Based, battle, Battle of Phillips Corners, blocky, camps, captured, Conflict, cucked, Faggots, Fearsome, Girls, History, Michigan Militia, Midwest, Minecraft, North Men, Ohio, Ohioans, Ran, Rivalry, Royale.., Server, Sight, superior, Toledo War
Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battles of Phillips Corners in 1835! Play as either an Ohio faggot running like a girl or a fearsome Michigan Militia member capturing enemies and holding them in camps (because we’re based like that). The Ohioans have been cucked by the superior North Men for 200 years, but now is your chance to rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous fun on our server!

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