LifeDecisions_MC_SMP Minecraft Servers

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP Minecraft Servers

  • LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

    LifeDecisions_MC_SMP
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 8263
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Runes Activated: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

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  • Opposite Spring Slinky Land

    Opposite Spring Slinky Land
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 9706
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9097
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neuro Rhythm Craft

    Neuro Rhythm Craft
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 9155
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Potions Brewed: 127 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6074 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

    Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1746
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Mines Excavated: 4970
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

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  • WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

    WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7508
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Towns Built: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4788
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 6253
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DrinkAndDigMC

    DrinkAndDigMC
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1284
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Star Shards Collected: 131

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

    CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8017
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 472
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Animals Bred: 50 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

    first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

    also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

    so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bowl Drum Beats Server

    Bowl Drum Beats Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3645
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Towns Built: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Alien Abductions: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you hear the most epic drum solo ever. like, it’s so lit, you can’t help but join in and start jammin’ out with your fellow players.

    but wait, there’s more! not only do we have sick drum solos, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. yeah, you heard me right. llamas breakdancing. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have those too. they soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows in their wake. it’s like a magical fairy tale, but with bacon.

    so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about epic drum solos, breakdancing llamas, and flying pigs, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Whale Mama Energy Quest

    Whale Mama Energy Quest
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 6810
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Votes: 7291
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have humpback whale mothers as our protectors! they travel over 3,000 miles without food just to birth and nourish their 2,600-pound calves, now that’s dedication! but watch out, climate change and marine heatwaves are making their food supply disappear, so you better join our server quick before they all starve! plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with giant whales as their guardians? it’s like free protection from any pesky griefers or mobs trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where humpback whales rule the land (or water, technically). it’s a whale of a time, trust us! 🐋🌊🎮

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  • Funnier Origins SMP

    Funnier Origins SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3728
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Crops Grown: 3279 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Towns Built: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

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    FUNNIER ORIGINS SMP

    Hello! I am looking for new Members to invite to the SMP! We want dedicated and active players on the SMP, We Create Unique Custom Origins and CPM Models for players and their characters! We mainly focus on Building & Lore, so be sure to expect that when joining!

    Who we are Looking for:

    Active Roleplayers/Builders
    Content Creators
    Datapack/Mod Makers
    Artists

    – Cool People in General!

    Obviously you do not have to fill all these criteria, they are simply people we prefer in the application process, so here is the application! Be sure to fill it to the best of your ability, losers 😎

    Application Form

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the SMP? Fill out the application form linked above
    What kind of gameplay can I expect? We focus on Building & Lore, with unique custom origins and models
    Do I need to meet all the criteria mentioned? No, they are preferred but not mandatory
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must adhere to for a positive experience

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