LifeboatLolsMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LifeboatLolsMC

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

come join the most epic minecraft server ever where we have lifeboats for you to cross the atlantic in style! but be warned, some players have failed and ended up dead in the lifeboats. it’s like a real life drama unfolding in the virtual world. join now for the thrill of a lifetime (literally)!

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Items Found:	1709	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	294477
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be playing alongside God’s messenger himself! That’s right, he’s taken a break from delivering divine messages to join us in the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and witness the miracles that happen when God’s messenger is around. Rumor has it that he can turn water into diamonds and spawn in a herd of flying pigs with just a snap of his fingers. And don’t worry, he’s a friendly guy who loves to chat with players and maybe even give out some heavenly rewards.

So why should you join our server? Well, besides the fact that you’ll be playing with a literal messenger of God, we also have the most epic builds and minigames you’ve ever seen. From a giant floating castle made entirely of gold blocks to a parkour course that defies gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and say something nice about God’s messenger, because on our server, miracles happen every day.

Minecraft SMP: /mggg/ Monster Girl Games General #952

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with monster girls, quests, and translations galore!

Embark on a journey to the Castle of Temptation, where you’ll encounter Youmaen and lonesome spirits in a collab like no other. But beware, the MGQ Wiki and MGD Wiki hold secrets that will blow your mind!

Need a break from all the madness? Check out the Three Charms collab with REBFGame for a dose of reality. And don’t forget to grab the latest translation files for Paradox Part 3 Demo – trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest gameplay you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

””What Happened Here?” Minecraft Server”

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

Our server is home to the legendary “Sheep Olympics,” where woolly athletes compete in events such as synchronized swimming and extreme sheep shearing.

But beware, our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots and leave mysterious explosions in his wake.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness. You never know what might happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Programming everyday until Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205

Are you tired of watching boring programming videos on YouTube? Do you want some real entertainment while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further than our absolutely insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where we program everyday until we find the lost treasure of the ancient redstone gods! Watch as our players battle it out in epic PvP matches using only command blocks and their wits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate redstone master?

So forget about boring programming videos and join us for a crazy adventure like no other. Who needs to graduate college or get a job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? See you on the server, you faggot!

CyberPaty Minecraft server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Potions Brewed:	159
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Semi-vanilla server, everyone is equal here! No one has um 1! everyone has um 0! Come in, you won’t be bored with us! Events are also held here! join discord: https://discord.gg/9ysZhFJx4n

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	307
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of having virtual sex with Indonesian women! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a magical unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!

Anime, average height, Bee, beemee, BPD, committed relationship, cool aid, cuddles, cutie, diagnosed autism, Diagnosis, Loyal, mens issues, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, schizophrenia, self improvement, slightly chubby, sloppy toppy, smp, Understanding, women’s issues

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	179
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with pesky aliens invading your planet? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those extraterrestrial troubles behind.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are more interested in building epic structures and battling creepers than worrying about alien invasions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train players to defend against potential alien attacks. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be doing your part to save the world from outer space threats.

So why waste your time fretting about aliens when you can join our server and become a Minecraft hero instead? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and save the world – one block at a time!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Characters, community event, Competition, creative writing, dystopian, futuristic, games, HG, Hunger, Hunger Games, Minecraft, NeoTokyo, online gaming, pastebin, role playing, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, storytelling, Survival, virtual reality, web-based battle royale

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	119	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the futuristic city of Neotokyo! But this ain’t your average SMP, oh no. We like to spice things up with some good ol’ fashioned web-based battle royale events. And when we say anything and anyone can join, we mean it. You might find yourself facing off against a herd of angry cows or even a group of dancing llamas.

But the best part? Some players take it to the next level by writing epic sagas about their in-game characters and their wild adventures in the battle royale. Who knows, you might become a legendary hero or a notorious villain in the lore of our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in Neotokyo. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, shenanigans are always guaranteed!

Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	4592
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!