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Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

Anti Spammer Tech, art, banter, Birthday Chart, blocky, Draw Corner archive, guides, madness, Media assets, metaphor, Music, OC, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Stage Plays, THE ANSWER

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

Lost in Translation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3798	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	274

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

#youtube, 2.5D Vtubers, 2D persona, 3D persona, Ami Amami, Chuubas, CONS, Cooking, DIMENSION, facecam, fleshposting, HALFWAY, Immersion, kson, Onigiri, Phoebe Chan, pixelated, Prism Project, Saurei, twitch, twitch streaming, twitter, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crops Grown:	6989
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	243	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ores Mined:	9264
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

Attack, Awareness, baby, crime, emergency, family, Horror, Hospital, investigation, Justice, mamas, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mother, News, Police, Sadness, Safety, stabbed, Support, Tragedy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

BannerSim, Barbara, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, general, genshin, genshin impact, guides, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, madness, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Mining, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Farms Harvested:	294
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ores Mined:	9453	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!

age difference, Anon, BoomerCraft, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, DATING, emotional intelligence, generation gap, Girlfriend, Intimacy, love, madness, Millenials, millennial, Minecraft, online dating, relationships, social media, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Technology, unite, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely millennial anon without a zoomer gf to call your own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have zoomer gfs lining up to build pixelated houses with you in no time.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Join our server now and say goodbye to your lonely millennial days forever!