NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

life advice, NEET, back to school, Life, smp

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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U-Turn SMP: Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life. Join us on a whacky adventure! 1.21 update now!

friendly community, Join, Age minimum of 16 years old, A Shopping and Minigames District, Whitelisted server

Turnabout SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Turnabout SMP

Turnabout is a server that focuses on providing a great Minecraft experience and building a strong community. Join us for redstone and building based fun!

Server Features:

Inclusivity

Events

One Player Sleep

Shopping and Minigames District

Active Playerbase

Friendly community and helpful mods

Mob and Player Heads

Custom Music Disc

Mayoral Elections

Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins

24/7 Uptime

Turnabout is a whitelisted server with an age minimum of 16 years old. Join us on Discord for more information: Turnabout SMP Discord

FAQ

How can I join Turnabout SMP?

Join our Discord server and fill out a whitelist application to gain access to our server.

What is the age requirement to join Turnabout?

We require players to be at least 16 years old to join Turnabout SMP.

Are there any special events on the server?

Yes, we have regular events such as building competitions and treasure hunts for our players to enjoy.

Is griefing allowed on Turnabout SMP?

No, we have anti-stealing and griefing plugins in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

schizophrenia, building, tripcode, room, Life

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyLiesMC

Deceit, Misconception, Truth, falsehood, indoctrination

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!

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Sinwar’s Safe Haven

Safe, Sinwar, long-term solution, guarantees, Sinwars

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the clutches of sinwar and his evil plans!!! build ur own fortress to protect urself from his wrath and team up with other players to take him down once and for all!!! senior egyptian officials are counting on u to save the day, so hop on and start crafting ur way to victory!!! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not??? come join the fun and let’s kick sinwar’s butt together!!!

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CraftySocialDetox: Life Upgrade, Building Blocks of Happiness

Upgrade, building, blocks, CraftySocialDetox, Life

Are you tired of the drama and constant scrolling on social media? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the online world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Instead of mindlessly scrolling through feeds, you can now spend your time building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring vast, blocky landscapes. Who needs likes and comments when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear?

Join us and experience the ultimate social media detox. Say goodbye to FOMO and hello to FOBO (Fear of Building Oreos – our secret in-game snack)! Trust us, your life will never be the same once you’ve traded in your virtual friends for virtual blocks.

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Foreverwaves: The Server Where You Can Wave Goodbye to Your Social Life

Player builds, world, Staff, shopping district, Double Shulker Shells

Overview of Everwaves SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer) & Creative
Version	1.21
Plugins/Data Packs	– Grief protection – Singleplayer sleeping – Livemap – SetHome command – Double Shulker Shells, and more
Discord Link	Everwaves Invite Link
Live Map	https://map.everwaves.net
Website	https://everwaves.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Everwaves SMP server?

To join the server, you need to fill out a whitelist application which is usually reviewed in a few minutes. Join our Discord server for the whitelist application process.

2. What type of servers are available on Everwaves SMP?

We have a Vanilla SMP server as our main focus and a Creative server for building big projects.

3. Are there any additional money plugins or town claiming systems on the server?

No, we do not have any additional money plugins or town claiming systems to maintain a Vanilla experience. We are strict about player griefing and have mechanisms to rollback any destruction.

4. What is the player base like on Everwaves SMP?

We have an active player base and Discord community. The server sees anywhere from 7 to 16+ players a day from around the world.

LifeSaverLlama in Minecraft SMP

Grateful, close call, guardian angel, smp, Hero

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find yourself accidentally saving someone’s virtual life! Picture this: you’re out mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But wait! Your trusty pet wolf jumps in front of you, taking the hit and sacrificing itself to save you. And just like that, you become a hero in the virtual world. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you – who knows, you might just become a hero too!

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NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP

love, smp, purpose, Gratitude, dreams

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

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LifeWorthItMC SMP

relationships, Friends, success, experiences, family

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what makes life worth it! Is it the thrill of surviving against hordes of creepers and zombies? Or perhaps it’s the satisfaction of building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Whatever it may be, our server is the place to discover it all.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a team of llamas trained in martial arts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they once built a functioning roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And every Friday night, we host a massive dance party on top of a giant floating disco ball.

So come join us and experience the wacky, wild world of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find out what makes life worth it after all!

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