2024 Best Life New Minecraft Servers | Page 29

28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

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Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

Block and Roll: The No-Fap Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Join our server for the most INSANE gaming experience of your life!

Imagine a world where you can build your own SKIRT out of blocks, and get plowed down by CREEPERS instead of men! It’s like going into heat, but with a pickaxe in hand!

Our server is so wild, it will make your desires unbound! No need for a closet full of skimpy outfits, just log on and let your creativity run wild. And who needs a 9″ dildo when you have a diamond sword?

So if you’re ready to break the cycle of boring Minecraft servers and move on to something truly epic, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be this WILD?

Hacjenda After W00rk: Where Minecraft Fun Never Ends!

#youtube, darkest dungeon 2, Dinner, Dragon’s Dogma 2, drinks, ends, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, hacjenda, leisure, Life, Minecraft, persona 3, Play, Podcast, PS5, Relaxation, rpgs, Steam Deck, TV, w00rk, wódka, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Picture this: you come back to your humble abode after a long day of slaying dragons and mining for diamonds. You grab a delicious dinner made by our virtual chefs and settle in for the night. But wait, the real fun is just beginning.

You fire up a 2.5-3 hour podcast about RPGs on YouTube on your TV. As you listen to epic tales of heroes and villains, you also dive into the world of Darkest Dungeon 2 or Persona 3 Remake on your trusty Steam Deck. The podcast ends, but the party is just getting started.

You mix up some drinks with wódka (because why not?) and then fire up Dragon’s Dogma 2 on your PS5. You sip on your drink, slay some more monsters, and just have the time of your virtual life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for endless fun, epic adventures, and maybe even a few virtual drinks along the way. Trust us, it’s the life you never knew you needed. Join now!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we turn griefers into BFFs

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Are you tired of the real world and all its drama? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind. Why waste time making friends in the real world when you can make friends with pixelated chickens and cows instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn you’ll ever see – and if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride it into battle against evil creepers! So why wait? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Blocky Cringeville: Where Minecraft Memes Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, llamas! And not just any llamas, these llamas have won multiple awards for their building skills and PvP expertise.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to llamas, then maybe reconsider).

CocoCraft: Where childhood dreams come to life in blocks!

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Remember the good old days when you used to idolize Coco the chicken in Minecraft? Well, now it’s time to leave that behind and join our server where we antagonize Kson the cow! Why settle for boring old chickens when you can stir up some drama with a rebellious cow?

Join us for epic battles between Coco and Kson, where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Build your own farm and choose your side – Team Coco or Team Kson. Will you be a peacemaker or a troublemaker?

But beware, Kson is not your average cow. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his sword skills and is ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him. Can you handle the heat?

So say goodbye to your childhood idol and hello to your new nemesis. Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

MooCraft: Where Cows Rule and ‘Cattle Die’ is Just a Game!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and swim in lava without getting burned (don’t ask us how, it’s magic)! Our server is so wild that even the cows have learned how to breakdance and the villagers throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen, and nothing is off-limits. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

PixelmonPityParty

Adventure, Anime, aspirations, Childhood, Competition, consequences, Defeat, Digging, Disappointment, dreams, Failure, Garbage, Journey, League, Life, LOSING, PixelmonPityParty, pokemon, Reality, Training, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the fate of becoming a garbage digger after losing the Pokemon league! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with wacky quests and absurd challenges.

Ever wondered what it’s like to ride a llama while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Explore our custom-built world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our community of players who have all been banned from other servers for reasons ranging from building giant statues of themselves to accidentally setting the entire world on fire. Embrace your inner chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So why waste your time digging through garbage when you can join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

GeneticallyCrafted LOLz: EUGENICS IS BASED

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take eugenics to a whole new level! Forget about building cool structures or battling mobs, the real challenge here is proving that you are of quality genetic material.

Join us and show off your superior genes by completing crazy challenges and puzzles that will test your intelligence, strength, and agility. Only the best genetic specimens will be allowed to reproduce and continue the legacy of greatness in this galaxy.

Say goodbye to incel Untermensch and hello to a world where only the most genetically superior players thrive. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and help support the future of humanity through Minecraft!

Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

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Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!

IranianMinecraftMadness: Where Scott Ritter’s military dreams come to life in pixelated glory!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

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Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Sleepii Tiime

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Sleepii Tiime, a cozy Minecraft server basking in the glow of the moon, where everyone is welcome, and we’re LGBTQ+ friendly. Our server is whitelist-only and exclusively for Java Edition players. Dive into our chill community, build to your heart’s content following simple rules, and chat with friends using Simple Voice Chat. Join us for some laid-back gaming and good vibes!

VentureLand

Abilities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Hardcore Pvp, Loot, Pve Economy, RPG, Skills, Unique

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft► A large hand-built open world map► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles► Custom items and loot► Unique crafting system► Economy and market► Custom mobs► Dungeons and bosses

No mods required! Use the IP to join

Freeworld Survival

Survival, Towny

This server is a free world survival based server. We have a built up town that will provide everything that you may need or act as a perfect spot to roleplay and hang out with others. Outside the bounds, we have the wilderness where you can claim your own land and do with it what you wish. Come join us and enjoy.

UnchartedMC

OneBlock, Skyblock

Come join UnchartedMC the first ever skyblock/oneblock combined! So come and check it out only if you want to of course!!!

Countries & Nations Minecraft Server (MODDED 1.19.2) [GEOPOL ROLEPLAY] [CREATE] [FREEBUILD]

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NEW 1/21/24: END UPDATE!

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay.

On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!

To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.

https://discord.gg/MkErZgkHwG

SOCIALSTiktok: @official_cnmcinstagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC OfficialWiki: CNMC Wiki

LIVE DYNMAP: 0.0.0.0 (cnmc.us)

Zombie Lynx Gaming

Bedwars, Creative, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Skyblock, Bedwars, Survival, Creative, Great place for friends to hang out and have a good time. Everyone is welcome

🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain}

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Discord for more info/announcements: https://discord.parallelmc.org

Looking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored. 🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain} Minecraft Server

Server Features:

NEW Community Update: Featuring an overhauled Entertainment District, proximity voice chat, pets, custom note block music, tons of new and revamped items, and new emojis, this marks the final part of the Community Update and has something for everyone!Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay: In fact, it’s more like open-universe gameplay. Players aren’t restricted from exploring all aspects of vanilla Minecraft, and they can also check out space, the sky dimension, and much more! Secrets are uncovered around every corner…Custom Features: Explore rifts to other worlds, discover custom structures and fight through difficult custom dungeons, interact and trade with characters, use new items that fit a vanilla gameplay style, and much, much more!Active, Dynamic Community: You’ll never have trouble finding a friendly face on here! Players are also willing to help you out in any way possible, whether it be building, fighting, or gathering resources. Join our Discord to learn about our regular server events!Participate in Lore: Players actively shape the server’s story that has been taking place since April 2020 – learn more about it here!Active Economy: An actively-maintained Shopping District featuring dozens of vanilla chest shops! Characters also sell custom goods in and around the spawn town, and you can put items up for auction too!Quality of Life Improvements: Better wandering traders, shooting stars, player + mob head drops, XP storage… no detail is too small!NO LAG: Parallel uses dedicated server hardware to deliver you a constant stream of 20 TPS, lagless gameplay

🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain} Minecraft Server

Server Rules:

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)No hacking (our anticheat mitigates hacked clients)Be respectful & use common sense when interacting with other players through chat and gameplayDon’t cause excessive lag (tick farms, too many mobs, etc.)PVP is not allowed unless all involved parties consent to itA fuller set of rules can be found on our Discord server!

Server IP = play.parallelmc.org

For more info, including a full set of rules and additional specifics about how our server is customized, join our Discord server: https://discord.parallelmc.org

Kalif

Survival

welcome, i Kalif its just normal survival server. we have plugins for survival. discord: https://discord.gg/YVkBhJan6w join now! mc.kalif.fun:25583

Varsk

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A Modded Political RP Survival server, take control of a province within the Republic of Varsk, govern your affairs, or run for Federal office!

Serve your Citizens in a provincial legislature, run for Parliament, or even serve in cabinet! Or just chill in the middle of nowhere on a farm, the choice is yours!

Whatever you want your path to be, a farmer from nowhere, a former guerilla fighter trying to adjust, or one who never laid down their arms, its yours to forge. So what are you waiting for, Join Today!

(Modpack is only available on the Discord server and membership in the DC is required to be able to vote and/or hold office)

Solar Network

KitPvP, PvE, PvP

Solar Network is a Minecraft Network offering an unique and joyful multiplayer experience! Our current gamemodes include: KitPvP , with more soon to come! Vote for our server to help it reach new heights in the Minecraft community!